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zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 00:40:59 No.13564824 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13565346 >>13565852 >>13567779 >>13579350 >>13585584 >>13592408

"No like chechen" Edition.

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 00:41:19 No.13564831 Report

Quoted By: >>13564858 >>13564861

Edgy 0C GeneraI: fetishizing kitchen appliances, mangoes and batpone fillies.

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

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zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 00:42:48 No.13564858 Report

Quoted By: >>13565499 >>13592775

>>13564831
I approve of this. Time to go read last thread's shenanigans.

Did we get more Night Watch, yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 00:42:53 No.13564861 Report

Quoted By: >>13564911

>>13564831
Excellent timing.
And it's only the autistic child-fucking anons that are fetishizing batpone fillies. Not a single contributorfag has done it. And they better fucking not.

Sunhawk !M9PhF5nIzs

Sunhawk !M9PhF5nIzs Mon 16 Sep 2013 00:43:22 No.13564867 Report

Quoted By:

sunhawk 2nd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 00:44:12 No.13564881 Report

Quoted By: >>13564911 >>13564918

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 00:45:13 No.13564902 Report

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>tfw no ploosh

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 00:45:48 No.13564911 Report

Quoted By: >>13564959

>>13564861
My hard drive now has 5kb more of free space after reading this statement.

>>13564881
>Resolution
Is this a comic for ants?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 00:45:56 No.13564918 Report

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>>13564881

>weeaboo Luna

hah

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 00:48:17 No.13564959 Report

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>>13564911
My bad, here's the link to it
http://tan575.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Mid-Autumn-Festival-399175816

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 00:51:29 No.13564998 Report

Quoted By: >>13565017 >>13565022

Poners get!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 00:52:18 No.13565017 Report

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>>13564998
>1 off
Get wrecked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 00:52:42 No.13565022 Report

Quoted By:

>>13564998
rekt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 00:54:26 No.13565054 Report

Quoted By: >>13565197 >>13565432

Edgy OC General: Where the tripfags actually act less like massive faggots than the Anons, because you wouldn't admit to being a pedophile without the veil of anonymity, right?

Billie J. Armstrong

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Billie J. Armstrong Mon 16 Sep 2013 00:54:57 No.13565063 Report

Quoted By: >>13565071 >>13565388

>you will never be this good with paint

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 00:55:19 No.13565071 Report

Quoted By: >>13565113

>>13565063
how long did that take you?

Billie J. Armstrong

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Billie J. Armstrong Mon 16 Sep 2013 00:57:58 No.13565113 Report

Quoted By: >>13565138

>>13565071
like 2 minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:00:15 No.13565138 Report

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>>13565113
>not over 9000 hours in mspaint
It looked so professional though, but now that I look, I can tell it's incredibly sloppy and obviously made by an amateur.
Sorry Billy, I thought you were based.

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

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zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:03:22 No.13565197 Report

Quoted By: >>13565223

>>13565054
B-but I rarely ever post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:04:51 No.13565223 Report

Quoted By: >>13565253 >>13565432

>>13565197
But you aren't a child-fucker either, are you?
ARE YOU, ZEE?

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

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zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:06:41 No.13565253 Report

Quoted By: >>13565281

>>13565223

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:06:53 No.13565258 Report

Quoted By: >>13565277 >>13565281 >>13565645

No vectors from Vinny until wednesday, banhammer time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:08:08 No.13565277 Report

Quoted By:

>>13565258
rip in piece

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:08:19 No.13565281 Report

Quoted By: >>13565408

>>13565258
Thanks for the update, ponty.
i know you two are brothers.

>>13565253
>that picture
Fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:11:56 No.13565346 Report

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>>13564824
>tmy.se/batponies
where's ujeb

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:13:47 No.13565388 Report

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>>13565063
Beat on the bat
Beat on the bat
Beat on the bat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh.

What can you do?
What can you do?
With a bat like that always on your back
What can you do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:14:36 No.13565408 Report

Quoted By:

>>13565281

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:16:07 No.13565432 Report

Quoted By: >>13565474 >>13565480 >>13565559

>>13565223
>>13565054

I am writing a story were Anon is a dodecahedron who practices BDSM for maximum edginess.

Et pour vous, tout mon amour !

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:18:03 No.13565474 Report

Quoted By: >>13565526

>>13565432

don't forget to write about choking and killing

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

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zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:18:24 No.13565480 Report

Quoted By:

>>13565432
no

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:19:16 No.13565499 Report

Quoted By: >>13565520 >>13567565

>>13564858
We are getting now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:20:09 No.13565520 Report

Quoted By: >>13565724

>>13565499
Unf.
Gonna color this one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:20:19 No.13565526 Report

Quoted By: >>13565637

>>13565474
You mean Autoerotic Asphyxiation and Homicide?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:21:52 No.13565559 Report

Quoted By:

>>13565432
Don't forget to make Sirocca a part of the story, and have her enjoy it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:25:32 No.13565637 Report

Quoted By:

>>13565526

nah, just broke her legs and throw into a small room and wait until she starves to death

NukePone !Nukenlkekc

NukePone !Nukenlkekc Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:26:00 No.13565645 Report

Quoted By: >>13565934

>>13565258
Hands is banned until Wednesday, so no updates from him either.
What the fuck, guys.

Anonymous

Hecate and the Legend of the Mango King

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:26:53 No.13565661 Report

Quoted By: >>13565691

>You decide not to press her too much on the homelessness thing, even if the orphanage does have her believing some nonsense about mangos.
>Once, in your youth on a planet dimensions removed from this little ball of ponies, you spent a year sofa surfing or otherwise living rough on the streets of Glasgow.
>It's a sad thing indeed, and you're frankly surprised it even exists here.
>Everything else seems so idyllic, so Elysian.
>You wonder to yourself how endemic the problem might be as Hecate finishes the last juicy morsel of steak.
>She doesn't stop there, though, and keeps going, lapping up the cool blood that's pooled on the plate.
>As is usual with pony house guests, the various items of cutlery you've arrayed on the table have mostly gone ignored.
>Little red specks coat her muzzle, but not for long, as she begins to lick her chops appreciatively, smiling merrily.
“You don't happen to want to stay here tonight, would you?”
>”Oh mister, that'd be great! It's almost winter, and it gets cold out there.”
“Don't worry about it, and please, call me Anon,” you say, standing up and wandering through to the living room, beer in hand. “I know what it's like to be on the streets.”
>Much like your kitchen cum dining room, your living room has seen better days, though when quite those days were exactly remains a matter for the geological record to attest to.
>You found the two sofas that line the sides of the room behind a massage parlour on Backward's Fang Street hidden under a mound of rubbish and other junk, and they're the most beaten up and tired looking representatives of their furniture species you've ever seen.
>Damn comfortable though.
>You often wonder why any one ever threw them out.
>Probably something to do with all the mysterious stains that can only be seen under a black light.

1/2

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:28:52 No.13565691 Report

Quoted By: >>13565702

>>13565661

>The little coffee table parked between the sofas is in better shape, which is understandable, considering it's just a big chunk of rock you found on the side of the road.
>It had a nice smooth top, though, and little crystal inclusions that glitter in a way you find aesthetically pleasing.
“Here, you can have one of the sofas.”
>Hecate glides soundlessly in, a nervously curious look on her waif-like features.
>You check out her ass.
>In the society you left behind on earth, this was something of a faux pas, to be conducted discreetly.
>Here, however, it's a common way of greeting someone, and often the only way to tell apart the many shades of grey, black and more grey.
>Three yellow keys arranged in triangle adorn both flanks, with a tiny waning gibbous moon at the centre.
>Moons are a common conceit of the bat pony cutie mark; but the keys are new.
“How did you get that?”
>”My cutie mark?” she says, glancing at it as she alights on the larger of the two sofas, folding her slate grey legs carefully beneath her. “Oh, I got trapped in a bakery.”
“You got trapped in a bakery and that gave you keys?”
>”No, it was when I figured out I could make some locked doors open. That's how I got in here.”
“How did you get wind up stuck?”
>”The owner caught us kids stealing. He locked us in his cellar while he waited for the police stallions to get there. I got us out.”
“Neat trick.”
>”Not really, mister Anon. Everyone just thinks I'm a thief. Every time anything went missing in the orphanage, I'd get the blame. Every time the police just needed somepony to blame, it was on me, because that's what I do, I open doors that ain't supposed to be opened.”
“Oh,” you say, rather uselessly. “That's pretty bad, isn't it? Hey, want a beer?”
>”I'm allergic to mangos,” she says, peering at the bottle. “Anyway, I'm not old enough to drink yet.”
“What's the bat pony age of minority, anyway?”
>”Don't you know?”

2/3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:29:26 No.13565702 Report

Quoted By: >>13565727 >>13565934

>>13565691

“It might be pretty obvious, but I'm not a pony.”
>”I know, but I won't hold that against you, you seem like a nice kinda thing.”
>You sit down on the sofa next to her, a little dumbfounded by that comment.
>You've never been called a thing before.
>That said, you've never been called 'nice' before, either.
>The reaction of most ponies to your comparatively large form was typical of herd animals; run and hide, return later with pitchforks.
>You only managed to get a spot down here in Hollow Shades because they're far more tolerate of weird outsiders than normal ponies, on account of being weird outsiders themselves.
>Still, you're living in the foreigner's ghetto, and you get strange looks all the time, even from the minotaurs and other bizarre chimeras.
>You fight the urge to pet Hecate's ears, like you might do to a Labrador or something.
>Instead, you pull one of the blankets off the sofa and lay it over her.
>She snuggles it around herself appreciatively, backing further into the cushions in search of extra warmth.
>”Thanks mister Anon.” she yawns, closing her baleful beige eyes.
“Don't mention it.”
>Hecate falls asleep almost immediately, the rise and fall of her chest beneath the covers getting slower and more content.

3/3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:30:44 No.13565724 Report

Quoted By: >>13565757 >>13565793 >>13565838

>>13565520
Tomorrow. That Night Watch sucked everything out of me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:30:55 No.13565727 Report

Quoted By: >>13565757

>>13565702

So, I went away and wrote about cute bat ponies for a bit and I felt much better. This is actually the first thing I've ever written for /mlp/, let alone the bat thread, so I hope you guys enjoyed part one. Comments/insults/critique welcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:32:49 No.13565757 Report

Quoted By: >>13565961

>>13565724
based.

>>13565727
It's good so far. I can only imagine the kinds of shenanigans Anon and a bat pony who can pick locks will get up to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:34:50 No.13565793 Report

Quoted By:

>>13565724

>That Night Watch sucked everything out of me.

Night Watch confirmed for golden esophagus!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:36:13 No.13565818 Report

Quoted By: >>13565836

How do you lot feel about crossovers? I only have experience writing for AiE and god knows crossovers make up about half of their stories. Just curious about the general consensus here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:37:57 No.13565836 Report

Quoted By:

>>13565818
General consensus is fairly negative from what I saw waaaay back in the early threads, when Nuke was just starting out. He did a Dark Souls crossover that was decently well received. He did a second chapter, but it wasn't as good so he deleted it and has mentioned rewriting it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:38:07 No.13565838 Report

Quoted By:

>>13565724
Bitch where's my shark

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:39:00 No.13565852 Report

Quoted By: >>13565870 >>13565907

>>13564824

Welp, I just had an interesting conversation with a friend of mine.

>Anon 2: Welp
Anon 1: this is what happens when the lid of that blender flies off
Anon 1: and your batpone tulpa comes flying out uncontrollably
Anon 1: right into your mouth
>Anon 2: How horrifying
Anon 1: then her tiny tongue starts making out with you
>Anon 2: Wh-what
>Anon 2: Her tiny tongue
>Anon 2: Licking and wrapping around a single taste bud.
Anon 1: ...yup.
>Anon 2: Tastes like mangoes
Anon 1: Like mango jolly rancher or silly taffy. Some combination thereof.
>Anon 2: take giant bite of mangoes
>Anon 2: chew until mush
>Anon 2: hold mouth open
Anon: you are not a bird, or a wolf, feeding her youngins ;-;
>Anon 2: batpone flies inside and bathes in mango mush
Anon: ewww
>Anon 2: hear the little batpone cries and eeeeees inside your head
Anon: occilation of sound waves contained within your cranium
Anon: brain turns to mush
Anon: what have you done
>Anon 2: Batpone then revels in brain mush
Anon: invasion of the body snatchers, actually batpones
Anon: flies up your butt, starts poking y---- WH
Anon: WHY AM I EVEN
Anon: WHAT
Anon: I blame you for this.
Anon: You're enabling it.
>Anon 2: poking male g-spot
Anon: wat
Anon: it's called prostate, genius
>Anon 2: suddenly uncontrollable orgasms
>Anon 2: cum everywhere
>Anon 2: Shutup

Stay classy, batpone general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:40:12 No.13565870 Report

Quoted By:

>>13565852
Autistic/10 but I had a chuckle.
It reminds me of the shenanigans my tulpa gets up to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:42:34 No.13565907 Report

Quoted By:

>>13565852
I'm confused and aroused.

Vito

Vito Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:44:16 No.13565934 Report

Quoted By: >>13565971 >>13565975 >>13565997 >>13566047 >>13566049 >>13566089 >>13566216

>>13565645

And I think I'll leave you guys for week or two. I'm just getting tired when I see all this foalcon, beating, choking or dominating ponies, sadistic Anons, or other shit

>>13565702
This is a nice, heartwarming story and there should be more like this one. Throw it into pastebin and I'll re-read it later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:45:44 No.13565961 Report

Quoted By:

>>13565757

Shenanigans indeed. Anon is part of a downtrodden underclass, and she's a homeless waif with as-yet untapped criminal potential.

They'll go far.

NukePone !Nukenlkekc

NukePone !Nukenlkekc Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:45:58 No.13565971 Report

Quoted By:

>>13565934
I'll miss you Vito.
I'm sick of it too, but I'm not going to let it beat me into leaving.

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:46:14 No.13565975 Report

Quoted By:

>>13565934
vito is kill

fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:47:04 No.13565997 Report

Quoted By:

>>13565934
See what happens when you fucking autists take your retardation to the extreme? Our basest fucking vectorbro is leaving now, and it's your fucking faults.
RIP Bat thread, there's no reason to keep going.

Eppy

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Eppy Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:49:30 No.13566047 Report

Quoted By: >>13566077 >>13566597 >>13568127

>>13565934

Oh, that is a shame, but do take time off as it is very refreshing! I was writing a particular story just about Rosewood that I thought you may enjoy. If I do not have it done by this night, I expect to finish by Monday night. You can always view it on the PasteBin (http://pastebin.com/u/Eppy) if you have the time. Take care and rest well!

I have saved every picture you have made. I love them all so much, truly!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:49:32 No.13566049 Report

Quoted By:

>>13565934

Thanks, that's what I was aiming for, a little light in darkness.

Here's a pastebin link

http://pastebin.com/11WQC6Cp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:50:49 No.13566077 Report

Quoted By: >>13566597

>>13566047
>still flamboyant
>still based
Eppy please, you're making me want to relearn English to be as eloquent as you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:51:31 No.13566089 Report

Quoted By: >>13566143

>>13565934

Vito can't be kill

we need to get our act together or face ending up like that fluffy shit in it

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:54:47 No.13566143 Report

Quoted By:

>>13566089
Most of our actual contributors haven't gone down that path, yet. We're in the clear.

FDW

FDW Mon 16 Sep 2013 01:59:12 No.13566216 Report

Quoted By: >>13566234 >>13566272

>>13565934
>tfw I feel less autistic when I realize I dislike those things.
I'm only now into food fetish just like Randy Marsh. Autistic, but not fluffy-tier.

Wonder why people want abuse.
>Implying you'll be able to abuse a bloodthirst angry nocturnal flying pony with bat stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:00:17 No.13566234 Report

Quoted By:

>>13566216
It's a subconscious psychological thing. The fluffyfags were probably abused as children and just chose to repress it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:02:10 No.13566272 Report

Quoted By: >>13566308 >>13566340 >>13566613

>>13566216
You look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't like a good adorable bat pone butt paddlin'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:03:56 No.13566308 Report

Quoted By: >>13566325

>>13566272
>paddling
>abuse
Pick one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:05:11 No.13566325 Report

Quoted By:

>>13566308
I pick paddling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:05:54 No.13566340 Report

Quoted By: >>13566396 >>13566613

>>13566272

I don't think I am a pervert or anything like that, but I would like to see a bat pone with her wings tied down, a ball-gag in her mouth, and blindfolded while Anon bends her over his knee and gives her plush tush a solid spanking. Just saying... This might be my fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:08:22 No.13566387 Report

Quoted By:

poner get

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:08:54 No.13566396 Report

Quoted By:

>>13566340
Nah, that's pretty tame. As long as it isn't foalcon and senseless violence, we're pretty okay with whatever.
Generally speaking, as long as it isn't the fillies, or in some cases, Speck, we're actually pretty cool with sexual themes. It might've been misconstrued as hating anything sexual to do with the bats a few threads ago, but that was because it was the fillies being sexualized over the older bat ponies.
And really, Speck can't be sexualized unless it's in an innocent or cute manner due to how Nuke wrote her as having no fucking clue what sex was in AFO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:17:50 No.13566597 Report

Quoted By: >>13566639 >>13566693

>>13566077
>>13566047
>samefagging
>last digit reveals it all

FDW

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FDW Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:18:34 No.13566613 Report

Quoted By: >>13566739

>>13566272
Only sexualized paddling if it's not a foal, unless I'm her papa.
>tfw you will never raise a cute little defenseless filly.
>tfw she will never call you "papa".

>>13566340
I want the bondage anon to stay here because that's pretty common.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:19:46 No.13566639 Report

Quoted By: >>13566693

>>13566597
>last digit is also a 7
Are you rusing us?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:20:45 No.13566666 Report

Quoted By: >>13566689 >>13566693 >>13566708 >>13566754 >>13566757 >>13566759 >>13566813 >>13566872 >>13566920 >>13567003 >>13567295 >>13567308 >>13567349 >>13567483

Speck for 66666

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:21:35 No.13566689 Report

Quoted By:

>>13566666

And so it begins; the greatest kekeke storm of our lives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:21:54 No.13566693 Report

Quoted By:

>>13566666
>>13566639
>>13566597
Kłaniaj się polskim Panom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:22:14 No.13566708 Report

Quoted By:

>>13566666

FDW

FDW Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:23:23 No.13566739 Report

Quoted By:

>>13566613
Wait, I fucked up something.
Abut the papa thing ... no sexual. I'm not into that kind of fetishes.

NukePone !Nukenlkekc

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NukePone !Nukenlkekc Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:24:00 No.13566753 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw called quints
>tfw got quints
>tfw it's ogre
>tfw should've said "Speck these quints"
I had one job. I'm so sorry.

Billie J. Armstrong

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Billie J. Armstrong Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:24:00 No.13566754 Report

Quoted By: >>13566763

>>13566666
OF FUCKING HORSE
THE GET IS HERE

FDW

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FDW Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:24:10 No.13566757 Report

Quoted By:

>>13566666
You did well, muh frend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:24:19 No.13566759 Report

Quoted By:

>>13566666
Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:24:35 No.13566763 Report

Quoted By: >>13566902

>>13566754
>that pun
I love you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:26:41 No.13566813 Report

Quoted By:

>>13566666
poner get

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:28:36 No.13566872 Report

Quoted By: >>13582145

>>13566666
>5 e's in the filename
>5 6's in the post number
>by the 5th OC created in the threads
This is some fucking witchcraft.

linedponuthole

linedponuthole Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:29:05 No.13566893 Report

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hey guys how's it been?

ive been gone for a while

Billie J. Armstrong

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Billie J. Armstrong Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:29:18 No.13566902 Report

Quoted By: >>13566918

>>13566763
I hate you

linedponuthole

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linedponuthole Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:29:57 No.13566917 Report

Quoted By: >>13568723

>>13566893
forgot pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:29:57 No.13566918 Report

Quoted By:

>>13566893
Nuke just called Speck quints.
We're shitstorming right now, so you know. The usual.

>>13566902
S-senpai noticed me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:30:00 No.13566920 Report

Quoted By:

>>13566666
Well i'll be dipped in tar...
nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck
But really
THE SPECKONING HAS COME

Anonymous

Hecate and the Legend of the Mango King, part 2

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:32:22 No.13566984 Report

Quoted By: >>13567012

>You leave the curious bat pony mare to snooze in your living room, and wander up through the maze of awkward corridors and strangely proportioned staircases to the top level of your house.
>This place was, of course, built for ponies, and you're very lucky it even has stairs at all, considering the fact that everyone here can fly.
>Most of the purpose built bat pony housing blocks have none at all, and resemble big, black bee hives cut into the rock.
>Your current residence was a throwback, to the post-Nightmare era in which her scattered armies of minotaurs and other terrestrial horrors began to regroup, and thus needed housing to suit their purpose.
>At least, that's what the guy who sold it to you told you.
>In a society that's only just invented the printing press, historical accuracy is often a floating target.
>You find that ponies will often simply repeat narratives that are to you, a creature of the information age, clearly fantastical legends designed to be told to small children at bedtime as if they were inalienable fact.
>The top level of the house is half open to the sky, which suits you fine, considering the climate.
>Hollow Shades is a sweltering, humid place at the best of times, especially during the day.
>You greet the dawn with another bottle of mango beer, lying back in a deckchair you made out of a collection of old packing crates and letting the warm rays enliven your body.
>Most of your possessions are like this; found or made items.
>Working sporadically, and usually seasonally, you have to make do with the scant bits you can acquire doing manual labour.
>When you arrived, you rather thought that your size or the fact that you had hands might grant you a blessed status amongst the Equestrians.
>Alas, you are anything but.

1/?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:32:47 No.13566994 Report

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We must now sacrifice a virgin filly
To appease the Mango God
any volunteers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:33:06 No.13567003 Report

Quoted By:

>>13566666
>the ultimate speck has been cast
>all the autists are now kill
>the thread is reborn

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:33:16 No.13567012 Report

Quoted By: >>13567020

>>13566984

>Those jobs that require dexterity are usually performed by unicorns, who by dint of magical destiny almost always find themselves as watchmakers, or jewellers, where their telekinesis can manipulate things at a scale invisible to the naked eye.
>You're also far less strong than even an earth pony mare; and like the unicorns they will always be placed in roles that best suit their genetics.
>Farm ponies will also always have massive families, and therefore rarely need an extra hand except during the harvest.
>Even when you occasionally have some use to someone, for instance, with your patchwork knowledge of science and technology far beyond them, they'll find some excuse to not hire you, or run you out of town altogether.
>That or the Dunning-Kruger effect will kick in, and you'll sell yourself as an expert in macro-agriculture, only to find you don't know the first thing about it.
>It's a bit disgusting, really, but xenophobia is a trait common to all sentient species, or so it seems.
>Currently, you're working the day shift at a minotaur butcher's shop.
>They took you on, ironically, because you're not a pony.
>There aren't many minotaurs in the city at this time of the year, and they were short staffed.
>Minotaurs are an okay bunch of people, once you get to know them.
>They're just very traditional, and get offended easily.
>By basically everything.
>They're also about eight foot tall, pure carnivores, and generally have no inside voice.
>Even the bat ponies who eat meat, and they're a minority, keep away from them, preferring to eat fish and insects.
>You wonder for a moment why Hecate was fine gulping down that steak without even batting an eyelid.

2/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:33:51 No.13567020 Report

Quoted By: >>13567138 >>13567297 >>13567338 >>13568127

>>13567012

>Hunger can do strange things to a mind, though.
>You painfully recall some of the more unpleasant things you ate whilst living rough.
>The bins behind takeaway shops would resemble the vaunted feasts of ancient kings; you would have fought armies of Viking warriors for but a mouthful.
>You shudder despite the morning warmth, and finish off the breakfast beer.
>Old habits die hard.
>You dress in the vestments of your trade, a grubby white apron covered in blood, tied around the back.
>Sized to fit a minotaur, it requires several loops of the ties around your back before it's securely fastened.
>As you wander back down through the living room, you ponder if your place will be safe with your new house guest.
>Then you realise that she could have stolen anything she wanted to without even alerting you, and anyway, you have nothing worth stealing.
>Oddly, you feel very much more alive this morning, especially on seeing Hecate's sleeping form again.
>These last months in Equestria have been grim to say the least.
>You can't remember ever being so happy.
>The alleyway outside is horribly muggy, and getting hotter with every moment of daylight.
>Regardless, there is a merry spring in your step as you trace the route to work.

3/3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:39:03 No.13567138 Report

Quoted By:

>>13567020
Not bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:45:47 No.13567295 Report

Quoted By:

>>13566666
Welp, no avoiding it. I'll colour that Speck drawing of mine tomorrow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:45:53 No.13567297 Report

Quoted By:

>>13567020

Here it is as a pastebin, in case anyone wants to save it to read later.

http://pastebin.com/PL2mQM4U

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:46:34 No.13567308 Report

Quoted By: >>13567319

>>13566666
This confirms that Speck is the best bat pony, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:47:18 No.13567319 Report

Quoted By:

>>13567308

Was there ever any doubt?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:48:25 No.13567338 Report

Quoted By: >>13567452

>>13567020
you better revert that 3/3 to 3/?
and make the number hiding behind the question mark a fucking high one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:49:04 No.13567349 Report

Quoted By: >>13588284

>>13566666
Squad broken!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:53:26 No.13567452 Report

Quoted By:

>>13567338

Don't worry, that's just the end of part 2. I intend for this to be about novella length, and quite possibly more.

I really like everything about the fanon and the concepts I'm writing with and it's great fun.

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:54:42 No.13567483 Report

Quoted By:

>>13566666
Oh, boy.

Anon2343434

Anon2343434 Mon 16 Sep 2013 02:58:28 No.13567565 Report

Quoted By:

>>13565499

"Nightwatch go home your drunk."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:03:05 No.13567651 Report

Quoted By: >>13567699 >>13567768

>>13566893
Vinny is ban until wednesday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:05:10 No.13567699 Report

Quoted By:

>>13567651
so is Hands.
They're the same person, it's confirmed.

linedponuthole

linedponuthole Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:08:13 No.13567768 Report

Quoted By: >>13568540

>>13567651
why is he banned

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:08:33 No.13567779 Report

Quoted By: >>13567860 >>13567869

>>13564824
IMAGE IS OF DISGRACE TO GLORY FILLED T- OF 90

BAT PONY DOES NOT EAT CHECHENS

BAT PONY WORKS WITH DEVILISH KEBAB

GOD IS A SERB

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:11:21 No.13567860 Report

Quoted By:

>>13567779
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:11:46 No.13567869 Report

Quoted By: >>13568042

>>13567779
>Nuke is of Romanian/Belarussian descent
>Hands is a slavshit
>A good bit of the thread is frequented by slavshits
u wot m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:12:42 No.13567886 Report

Quoted By:

hi new /b/read

hows it going

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:19:30 No.13568042 Report

Quoted By: >>13568052

>>13567869
>not noticing the distinct lack of serbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:20:01 No.13568052 Report

Quoted By: >>13568127

>>13568042
Slav > Serb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:23:00 No.13568122 Report

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PiE has a better OC

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:23:16 No.13568127 Report

Quoted By: >>13568220 >>13568264

>>13566047
I don't think you understand him. We like Rosewood because she has a pretty interesting personality and she is really cute and likeable in Knight's Nightlight, when Anon is a sadistic faggot, Nightlight acts like a jealous cunt and Celestia&Luna don't give a single shit. It doesn't matter how many good and happy stories you can create about this unicorn, but now her name could be Bob, Hitler or Papa Smurf. It's like, you broke your grandpa's favourite old watch and you say "I'll buy you the new one"

>>13567020
please create an account on pastebin and dump all of the story parts

>>13568052
Serbs are south Slavs you cotton picker

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:23:24 No.13568132 Report

Quoted By: >>13568318 >>13568357 >>13568368

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:27:00 No.13568220 Report

Quoted By: >>13568358

>>13568127
Serbs<Lithuanians<Russians<Croatians<Polish,Ukrainians<Czech<poner

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:28:55 No.13568264 Report

Quoted By:

>>13568127

Will do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:31:14 No.13568318 Report

Quoted By:

>>13568132
That is both cute, and scary at the same time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:32:54 No.13568357 Report

Quoted By:

>>13568132
11/10 my heart can't take this shit anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:32:55 No.13568358 Report

Quoted By: >>13568371

>>13568220

>Croatians<Pollacks<Ukrainians<Lithuanians<Czech<Serbs, Russians

fixed for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:33:22 No.13568368 Report

Quoted By:

>>13568132
skree~

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:33:30 No.13568371 Report

Quoted By:

>>13568358
>pollacks not on the bottom
You don't play many MMOs, do you?

NukePone !Nukenlkekc

NukePone !Nukenlkekc Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:34:55 No.13568395 Report

Quoted By: >>13568485

Almost done with the new one-shot.
one more scene and it's done.
So one more hour.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:39:16 No.13568485 Report

Quoted By: >>13568556

>>13568395
Well spank my ass and call me Sally!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:42:14 No.13568540 Report

Quoted By:

>>13567768
No idea, probably something porn or /vp/ related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:43:17 No.13568556 Report

Quoted By:

>>13568485
No. I can either paint you blue or fuck you with a bag of spoons.

linedponuthole

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linedponuthole Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:53:31 No.13568723 Report

Quoted By:

>>13566917
fix

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

Trials 11, 0/4

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 03:59:48 No.13568839 Report

Quoted By: >>13568862

Dunno why, but I felt out of it this weekend. Got an update for Bat Horses in Caves, though.

muh pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/zee66
Chapters in paragraph format/better editing: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/129684/the-trials

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

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zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:00:47 No.13568862 Report

Quoted By: >>13568876

>>13568839
>"Echo, are you alright?" a voice called.
>Slowly, the world came back to Echo.
>Darkness receded until her eyes opened gradually, a dim light brightening.
>"Quick, give her a swig of this," another voice said.
>Mosina.
>Before she could react, she felt the cold surface of glass press against her lips.
>Hooves gently tilted her head backwards, and a trickle of thick, tangy liquid made its way into her mouth.
>Echo's eyes shot open, and the flask quickly receded from her lips.
"Haah!" she gasped, suddenly feeling the need to breathe deeply.
>She scanned her immediate vicinity, seeing the vague form of a bat pony with turquoise hair in front of her.
>Whoever they were, they were really shiny.
"Mosina?"
>A giggle.
>"Nope! It's me, Speck!" a cheery voice responded.
>Quickly, her eyes focused and she met with amber slitted eyes, similar to her own.
>Complimenting the face was long, unkempt turquoise hair and a fanged smile.
>"Glad you came to. Fairly quickly, I might add," another voice said to her right.
>She turned her head to meet the smiling, spectacled face of Mosina.
"Phew... how long was I out for?" Echo asked, shaking her head.
>She moved to stand up, only for Speck to hold out a hoof to keep her down.
>She wore armour that covered her entire body from the top of her neck to the soles of her hooves.
>Its silvery plates and golden embroideries shone brightly against the light of Echo's light crystal.
>"A few minutes. Not too long," Mosina said. "You're unscathed, thankfully. You were just exhausted."
"Mmm," Echo hummed.
>Speck removed her hoof from Echo's shoulder.
>"Geeze, I'm glad I sprinted to you guys when I heard all the commotion going on," Speck said.
"No kidding. I thought we were done for."

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

Trials 11, 2/4

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:01:29 No.13568876 Report

Quoted By: >>13568887

>>13568862
>Speck shuffled in her spot and fidgeted with two shiny, golden hoof-blades attached to her front hooves.
>Echo stared at them with wide eyes as Speck removed them off of her hooves.
>"I found these in a chest," Speck said, chuckling afterwards. "Though, I'm not very good with them."
>"Can't be worse than me," Mosina giggled.
>"I was second worst in our unit," Speck mumbled.
>"Yeah, well, I was worst."
>Echo rolled her eyes before turning her head to scan the rest of the room.
>Nearby, Night Watch was sitting silently with her head down and eyes closed.
"Night Watch!" Echo gasped, standing up.
>"She's okay," Mosina said. "She's just exhausted, too. The shadow pony wounded her good, but a health potion helped with that."
"Gah..."
>Echo glanced down to her light crystal.
"I-I should have used this. We were nearly killed."
>"Yeah, well..." Mosina trailed off.
>"...But then, I came to save the day!" Speck said, gleefully.
>Mosina and Echo smiled.
"How are we doing with supplies?" Echo asked.
>"Well, we used half a flask on you for the spider bite and another half for Night Watch just now, so..."
>Mosina trailed off, checking her saddlebags.
>"We're down to three and a half health flasks left. Also, my spear broke, so I don't have a weapon."
>"I have a healing flask, too! And two of those light crystals," Speck piped up.
>"I guess that puts us back at four-and a half potions. And nine crystals."
>They went silent for several moments, taking that time to breathe, until Speck shoved the golden hoof-blades towards Mosina.
>"Here, take them. I have this," she said.
>Speck opened her right saddlebag and pulled out a shiny, circular plate.
"Is... is that a shield?" Echo asked.
>Speck fastened it to her left-front leg, the silver, circular plate facing outwards.
>A golden embroidery of a vine trimmed the circumference of the shield.
>"Yep. I couldn't put it on with the hoof-blades, so I just carried it in my saddlebag," she answered.

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

Trials 11, 3/4

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:02:01 No.13568887 Report

Quoted By: >>13568898 >>13568951

>>13568876
>"B-but I'm not good with these," Mosina said, gesturing to the claws.
>Speck chuckled.
>"You said you didn't have a weapon. And I have the fancy armour, so I get to be the tank!" she said, cheerfully.
>"Well, alright. But I'll just hang back and keep things off of Night and Echo, then," Mosina said.
"Sounds like a plan," Echo agreed.
>"But, wait, you guys didn't loot the room, yet," Speck said.
>Giving a confused grimace, Echo looked around the room to find nothing but a rocky floor and walls.
>And the statue that was leaning against a wall.
>It was a stone pony with a walking cane and a wide-brimmed hat.
"...You mean the statue?" she asked.
>"Yeah! The old stallion statues always have cool stuff," Speck said, approaching it.
>Echo and Mosina gave each other a confused glance before following.
>"Can't say we've ever come across this type, yet," Mosina said.
>Speck walked up to the side of the statue and began to push with her two hooves.
>After some grunting and slipping, the statue budged until it toppled over.
>It hit the ground hard and shattered into multiple pieces of stone.
>Embedded into the ground where the statue had been was a metal surface.
>"LooK! See? There's stuff underneath," Speck said excitedly, moving to lift the metal lid.
>Echo walked up and helped her with it, grunting as they heaved it up and slided it to the side.
"Got to hoof it to you, Speck. I don't know where we'd be without you," Echo said.
>"Heh... you can stop complimenting me now..." Speck said, blushing.
>"Ooh, look at this!"
>She bent down and pulled out a leather scabbard housing a sword.
>Tossing it to the side, she dove back into the chest, Echo walking up to her.

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

Trials 11, 4/4

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:02:37 No.13568898 Report

Quoted By: >>13568921

>>13568887
>Echo sorted through its contents and brought up several of the items.
"Another two light crystal boxes, another healing flask and... what's that?"
>Speck looked up with a wooden cylinder in her mouth.
>"Looks like the third key," Mosina said, walking up beside Echo.
>Speck spit the object out to say something, only for it to land in front of Night Watch.
>"A gift? For me?" she purred, grinning.
>"Night Watch! Are you feeling alright?" Speck said, walking up to her.
>Night Watch picked up the cylinder and eyed it.
>"Yeah, I'm alright. I'd like another few minutes to rest, though."
>"We shall. Besides, I need to ask Speck to detail me on where she came from," Mosina said, pulling out the map from her saddlebags.
"We shouldn't take too long, though," Echo said, taking the cylinder from Night Watch.
"It's a bit of a trek back to that door."

End of Chapter 11.

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:03:25 No.13568921 Report

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>>13568898
Also, have an up-to-date inventory:

INVENTORY

Weapons:
-Gold Hoof-Blades
-Silver Spear
-Silver Sword
-Iron Sword
-Iron Dagger (x3)

Armour/Gear:
-Silver Heavy Armour
-Silver Round Shield
-Black Leather Armour (mod: iron plates)
-Black Leather Armour
-Leather Armour

Misc:
-Health Potion (x5.5)
-Light Crystal (x11)
-Map
-Charcoal
-Wooden Ring Pendant
-Pouch of Purple Powder
-Wood Cylinder Key

NukePone !Nukenlkekc

NukePone !Nukenlkekc Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:05:26 No.13568951 Report

Quoted By: >>13569237

>>13568887
>"I get to be the tank!"
Oh fuck yes, here we go. If she doesn't play it smart and dual wield elemental shields, she's tanking wrong. And I taught her better than that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:16:05 No.13569166 Report

Quoted By: >>13569197

Hands needs to come back soon. I finally got to reading Mosina, and now I'm invested into it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:17:27 No.13569197 Report

Quoted By: >>13569503

>>13569166
He's kill until wednesday

FDW !ny/Z5fuu0s

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FDW !ny/Z5fuu0s Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:18:41 No.13569222 Report

Quoted By: >>13569259 >>13569334 >>13569336 >>13569359 >>13569543 >>13569987

Don't worry, I'll draw the ruined by Echo dinner tomorrow.

From left to right:
>Chía/Xía. call her a "fishpone" but I like more the term narwhalpone because of the horn. In muh headfanon the ones with fish tails are like mermaids, or something like that. Reason of the name:
http://www.thewhitegoddess.co.uk/divinity_of_the_day/columbian/chia.asp
I love Muisca mythology.
>Oleander. Orchid's bro.
Reason of the name:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerium
He always end fucking what he does because of his ego or diverse reasons. A reference to the poison of these flowers.
He is not poisonous, though.
>Orchid. My first OC. Headfanon: Best friends with Hekesuh.
>Hekesuh. You all know him already. Ponty's OC.

The Mystery Mare Company is a group dedicated to resolve enigmas and mysteries. It was founded by Chía and Oleander. Chía's the leader, though. Later Orchid joins because Oleander blew his house and he had no money to repair it, so he went with him to get sum $$$ but they never get paid. Hekesuh joins them sometimes when he has nothing better to do.

That's what I'm writing about now. But I still can't into greentext stories.

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:19:33 No.13569237 Report

Quoted By:

>>13568951
Eh, close.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:19:43 No.13569243 Report

Quoted By: >>13569269 >>13569294

Question: Do batpones have some kind of special bat magic or are are they pretty much just pegasi but with bat wings?

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:20:16 No.13569259 Report

Quoted By:

>>13569222
I'm digging these koi ponies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:20:59 No.13569269 Report

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>>13569243
Pegasi with bat wings, but typically instead of weather control, they trade it off for better hearing and echolocation.

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zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:22:12 No.13569294 Report

Quoted By: >>13569425 >>13589050

>>13569243

NukePone !Nukenlkekc

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NukePone !Nukenlkekc Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:24:30 No.13569334 Report

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>>13569222
Fuck's sakes. Now I want to join the autism train and make a fishpone. Something similar to pic related. Because that's all I can think of when I see these things.

Psycho !Mango5x1ac

Psycho !Mango5x1ac Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:24:32 No.13569336 Report

Quoted By: >>13569424

>>13569222
How the fuck do you keep coming up with great names and I get stuck with "Aux"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:25:34 No.13569359 Report

Quoted By: >>13569424

>>13569222
Did you ever draw Aux as Johnny Gat?

FDW !ny/Z5fuu0s

FDW !ny/Z5fuu0s Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:29:44 No.13569424 Report

Quoted By: >>13569446

>>13569359
Haven't finished him. I'll deliver tomorrow or tuesday in the morning.

>>13569336
Try to find something fitting to the pony's personality, or something you'll interpret as related to its behavior, just like what I've done with Oleander.

Note: Modified trip because experimenting something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:29:50 No.13569425 Report

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>>13569294
Wonderful! That's quite helpful, thank ya kindly.

FDW !ny/Z5fuu0s

FDW !ny/Z5fuu0s Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:30:57 No.13569446 Report

Quoted By:

>>13569424
Heh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:34:10 No.13569503 Report

Quoted By:

>>13569197
Well that's good, hopefully he's been writing while he's been away

linedponuthole

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linedponuthole Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:36:08 No.13569543 Report

Quoted By:

>>13569222
>Orchid. My first OC. Headfanon: Best friends with Hekesuh.

>best buds with hekesuh

im cool with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:40:45 No.13569640 Report

Quoted By: >>13569667 >>13569670 >>13569687

Just wondering, but will it be alright if I writefag non-greentext format? Really reliant on traditional format and can't into greentext

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:42:28 No.13569667 Report

Quoted By:

>>13569640
Just put a > at the beginning of each paragraph. It'll still count as greentext.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:42:38 No.13569670 Report

Quoted By:

>>13569640
People will complain, but go for it.

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:43:25 No.13569687 Report

Quoted By: >>13569761

>>13569640
I write traditionally, too. All I do is just greentext each sentence individually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:47:07 No.13569761 Report

Quoted By: >>13570107

>>13569687
Very well, I'll see what I can manage, thank you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:58:27 No.13569982 Report

Quoted By:

Rules for keeping Batponies:

Keep them out of the light
they hate bright light, especially sunlight. It'll kill them.
And keep them away from water. Don't let them get wet.
But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget.
No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg.
Never feed them after Midnight.

linedponuthole

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linedponuthole Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:58:36 No.13569987 Report

Quoted By: >>13575767

>>13569222
l-like this sempi

tell me where i fucked up. his mane style is difficult

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:58:58 No.13569993 Report

Quoted By: >>13570013 >>13570080

Which one of you faggots made the thread with Keekeesuh?

linedponuthole

linedponuthole Mon 16 Sep 2013 04:59:47 No.13570013 Report

Quoted By:

>>13569993
link plz?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:01:00 No.13570045 Report

Quoted By: >>13570087 >>13570102 >>13570180 >>13570199 >>13570226 >>13570240 >>13570261

Hello bats. I come from Anonymous, in Equestria. I have come exploring this land, and have stumbled upon your hideout (hollow shades is it?). I should have brought a housewarming gift. What do you bats enjoy?

linedponuthole

linedponuthole Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:02:14 No.13570080 Report

Quoted By:

>>13569993
found it. took care of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:02:44 No.13570087 Report

Quoted By:

>>13570045
Mangos in our Genitalia

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:03:27 No.13570102 Report

Quoted By:

>>13570045
MANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGOMANGO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:03:40 No.13570107 Report

Quoted By:

>>13569761
>I'll see what I can manage
I read this as "I'll see what I can mango".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:07:03 No.13570180 Report

Quoted By:

>>13570045
Fruits. Lots of fruits.

lullaby

lullaby Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:07:40 No.13570199 Report

Quoted By:

>>13570045
Naps

Moonshine

Moonshine Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:09:06 No.13570226 Report

Quoted By:

>>13570045
People touching my genitals.

Aux

Aux Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:09:43 No.13570240 Report

Quoted By:

>>13570045
Dicks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:10:42 No.13570261 Report

Quoted By:

>>13570045

Chocking/Spanking/BDSM/Controlled Electric Currents/Bloodplay/Mangplay

Just pick something and get to it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:18:40 No.13570433 Report

Quoted By: >>13570651

Fruit seems to be the best option.

I believe I have some mangos with me. Here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:19:54 No.13570457 Report

Quoted By: >>13570524 >>13570536

>>13569514

What the fuck is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:23:11 No.13570524 Report

Quoted By:

>>13570457
That sub sandwich though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:23:47 No.13570536 Report

Quoted By:

>>13570457
Adorable?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:28:24 No.13570644 Report

Quoted By:

This shit needs to stop

>>13568836

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:28:30 No.13570651 Report

Quoted By: >>13570816

>>13570433
Why do you do this to me? I can't open that...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:35:36 No.13570816 Report

Quoted By: >>13570938

>>13570651
I am not sure I have a can opener here.... Can your fangs do it?

Let me check my bag...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:36:10 No.13570830 Report

Quoted By: >>13571871

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:41:05 No.13570938 Report

Quoted By: >>13570989

>>13570816
fruit bat fangs is too nubby
cant into open of can

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:41:12 No.13570941 Report

Quoted By: >>13570976

So this is like the Rogue the Bat portion of the sonic fandom, right? Thats who you people are? i really just don't get the obsession otherwise.

sage for off topic

Anon2343434

Anon2343434 Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:43:00 No.13570971 Report

Quoted By: >>13571008 >>13571033 >>13571037

Hey guys I was thinking about typing a bat pony story. But I can't decide which one sounds more intresting to make.

The first story: Echo finds a artifact in Everfree Forest that is able to alter reality. The other bat ponies find out and they all start to fight over it.During one of the uses Echo says something about how she could slap whoever came up with Speck, and thread people get dragged into bat ponies reality as bat ponies. S**** happens afterwards.

The second story: Involves a place holder bat pony or Nightwatch coming to Canterlot new to everything, and meets Echo who gets them in a mess of trouble trying to befriend them, and introducing them to all the other bat ponies, and showing them around Canterlot.

The third story: Florence, Midnight, or Nightwatch getting a important mission by Luna to go do something, but on the way to do it all the other bat ponies tag in getting her of course in doing her job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:43:16 No.13570976 Report

Quoted By:

>>13570941
>I don't get the appeal
You're going to drop that here, people are going to reply explaining the appeal, you're not going to get it and continue on with your bullshit, and then leave.
The OP has pictures and stories, it's best to start there if you're at all seriously interested in trying to understand the appeal, in which cause I'd recommend NukePone's A Feeling of and The Hands' Mosina.
If not, stop what you're doing, remember that "I don't understand the appeal" anything isn't allowed on /mlp/ anymore, and be on your way.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:43:58 No.13570989 Report

Quoted By: >>13571223

>>13570938
So superior HUMAN technology triumphs over your puny fruitbat fangs??? GLORIOUS!

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:44:51 No.13571008 Report

Quoted By:

>>13570971
3>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:45:44 No.13571033 Report

Quoted By: >>13571054 >>13571066

>>13570971
All three have potential, and I'd like to see the first one moreso than the others. If you haven't read Nuke-Tier Anon's stories, he did something kind of similar, and they were really sad.
Pic related is the one he did for Psycho

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:45:59 No.13571037 Report

Quoted By:

>>13570971
Do anything but number one, in my humble opinion. There's enough circlejerk here as it is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:46:33 No.13571054 Report

Quoted By:

>>13571033
And then the one he did for Nuke.
Psycho's hit harder for me, because of how many parallels were drawn between Psycho himself and the character of Aux.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:47:01 No.13571063 Report

Quoted By: >>13571134

I am just kidding my lovely bats. Speck is too cute to play games with.

Look what I found

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:47:07 No.13571066 Report

Quoted By: >>13571077

>>13571033
>I'd like to see the first one moreso than the others.
pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:47:30 No.13571077 Report

Quoted By:

>>13571066
That's just my onion though. It could be funny?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:49:48 No.13571134 Report

Quoted By: >>13571156

>>13571063
I lost it for a moment. But I found it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:50:47 No.13571155 Report

Quoted By: >>13571185

And here is my peace offering.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:50:44 No.13571156 Report

Quoted By: >>13571500

>>13571134

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:51:50 No.13571185 Report

Quoted By: >>13571236

>>13571155
what have you done

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:53:35 No.13571223 Report

Quoted By: >>13571500

>>13570989
.......................

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 05:54:10 No.13571236 Report

Quoted By:

>>13571185
Offered Mangoes.

Apparently that is the best gift.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:06:12 No.13571500 Report

Quoted By: >>13571519

>>13571223
>>13571156

Dont make faces. Here. I saved the best ones for my lovely Speck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:06:54 No.13571519 Report

Quoted By: >>13571656

>>13571500
You're a very nice person, Anon.

NukePone !Nukenlkekc

NukePone !Nukenlkekc Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:10:59 No.13571589 Report

Quoted By:

Almost done, but probably not going to finish tonight.
Fuck me for being so bad at this.
There's literally one more paragraph to write and it'll be done and I just can't do it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:14:30 No.13571656 Report

Quoted By: >>13571697

>>13571519
My god, was looking round, saw speck, squee'd
Speck is best, cutest, adorable batpony.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:16:22 No.13571697 Report

Quoted By: >>13571729

>>13571656
Pank is best, cutest, adorable normalpony too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:18:41 No.13571729 Report

Quoted By: >>13571756

>>13571697
Love you, Anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:19:51 No.13571756 Report

Quoted By: >>13571936

>>13571729
Y-you too, anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:25:36 No.13571871 Report

Quoted By: >>13571940 >>13571974

>>13570830

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:29:16 No.13571936 Report

Quoted By: >>13571953

>>13571756
Th-thanks...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:29:36 No.13571940 Report

Quoted By: >>13571974 >>13571986

>>13571871

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:30:14 No.13571953 Report

Quoted By: >>13571974 >>13572068

>>13571936

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:30:54 No.13571974 Report

Quoted By:

>>13571871
>>13571940
>>13571953

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:30:52 No.13571975 Report

Quoted By: >>13571990 >>13572011

Stop making threads outside of your general you fucktards.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:31:40 No.13571986 Report

Quoted By: >>13572488

>>13571940

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:31:58 No.13571990 Report

Quoted By:

>>13571975
Just ignore them. It's faggots who don't understand that we're keeping to ourselves for a reason.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:32:54 No.13572011 Report

Quoted By: >>13573169

>>13571975
or what, you gonna sage us?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:36:48 No.13572068 Report

Quoted By: >>13572092

>>13571953
So how's it hanging, senpai?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:37:52 No.13572092 Report

Quoted By: >>13572206

>>13572068
I'm alright.
We should stop avatarfagging though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 06:44:00 No.13572206 Report

Quoted By:

>>13572092
That's good
I agree slightly, but that's because the room keeps spinning

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 07:00:26 No.13572488 Report

Quoted By: >>13572513

>>13571986

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 07:01:46 No.13572513 Report

Quoted By:

>>13572488

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 07:18:49 No.13572791 Report

Quoted By: >>13572812

Is there an archive of bat pics?

They are intriguing to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 07:19:55 No.13572812 Report

Quoted By:

>>13572791
Read the OP, homo.

kukush/klan/

sage

kukush/klan/ Mon 16 Sep 2013 07:44:46 No.13573169 Report

Quoted By:

>>13572011
yes your dubs make me sage you
sage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 07:45:12 No.13573175 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 07:46:11 No.13573190 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 08:11:00 No.13573521 Report

Quoted By: >>13573668

I want to lovingly take Speck's virginity and make sweet sweet love to her.

There is not enough bat 34.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 08:24:01 No.13573668 Report

Quoted By:

>>13573521

people get too butthurt over it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 08:39:15 No.13573878 Report

Quoted By: >>13574181 >>13574447

So when will we get more stories about Sirocca's filly pussy being stretched?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 09:03:09 No.13574181 Report

Quoted By:

>>13573878
soon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 09:23:52 No.13574447 Report

Quoted By: >>13574887 >>13575036 >>13575165 >>13585621

>>13573878

See, this is a perfect example right here, so I'm going to take advantage of this quiet hour to try to prove a point. Special Attention to Nuke, Vito, other ass damaged individuals.

See that post I linked right up there? This is what you supposedly have such a big problem with. Look at it. It's a sentence. 13 words, on an anonymous imageboard on the internet. It's rather vulgar. Maybe the person writing it meant to rustle you. Maybe he was serious. Some people probably will find it funny. Some will be turned on by it. Others (you) think it's disgusting. Think about it for a bit.

Finished thinking? Good. Now ask yourself this:

Who the FUCK cares?

How the fuck do you get so upset by fucking inane irrelevant posts like this that you angrily declare that it's ruining the thread for you, that it disrupts your concentration to write or draw, that you need to take time away from the thread, that you're losing your faith in humanity? IT'S A FUCKING SENTENCE. What the fuck do you care what this anon wrote, what made him right it, what others think of it? It has NOTHING to do with you. Fucking relax, distance yourself from the series of squiggly lines on your monitor, it means NOTHING unless you want it to. The fact that otherwise rational intelligent people are actually upset by things like this fucking boggles my mind. Get your shit squared away and learn to stop letting ridiculous things like this get in the way of enjoying our thread.

Christ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 10:02:01 No.13574887 Report

Quoted By:

>>13574447
benis :DDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 10:15:58 No.13575036 Report

Quoted By:

>>13574447
Spoken like a true Anon.
Though our numbers may be thinning.
You, Sir.
Are truly an inspiration to us all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 10:30:32 No.13575165 Report

Quoted By: >>13575254

>>13574447
>Sirocca
>Nothing to do with Nuke
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 10:39:36 No.13575254 Report

Quoted By:

>>13575165

I'm afraid the point may have gone over your head a bit.

The point was that it doesn't matter who writes what; an anon could write a fucking novel-length fictional story portraying Nuke's depraved adventures in Equestria, setting up all sorts of vulgar and sensational situations- it doesn't fucking matter. In the end it's just words on a screen, which needn't occupy more than the 5 seconds of Nuke's time that it would take to determine he has no desire to read or dwell on it, and that would be the end of it. The idea that these individuals would allow the inane writings of a complete stranger to occupy their thoughts and disturb them so greatly and believe themselves to be victims of the writer is what seems to me perverse. I don't know if what's required to see this is maturity or perspective or what, but frankly I have trouble understanding how a rational adult could allow themselves to be so greatly inconvenienced by posts on an online imageboard which have absolutely no bearing on their living conditions or wellbeing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 11:13:24 No.13575559 Report

Quoted By: >>13576075

Dear Lord!
It appears Speck has been imprisoned by Jabba The Hutt!
Inside his palace on Tatooine!
And he's Impregnated her!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 11:17:18 No.13575594 Report

Quoted By: >>13575834 >>13576347

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5gGAkZRSSk

FDW

FDW Mon 16 Sep 2013 11:43:21 No.13575767 Report

Quoted By:

>>13569987
Close enough.
I'll draw his face later, because It's gettin' late to go Univ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 11:52:55 No.13575834 Report

Quoted By: >>13576188 >>13576347

>>13575594
And now there is music titled with bat ponies, which doesn't really give the impression it's about bat ponies.
I imagine Music bat ponies would be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY in the show style.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 12:30:29 No.13576075 Report

Quoted By:

>>13575559
even though you are trying to be funny and maybe a bit of a troll, but, that's kinda hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 12:47:01 No.13576188 Report

Quoted By: >>13576347

>>13575834
batponies'd rather do something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCG2QbifLBg
even the keys are edgy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMPIMUuE7yI

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 13:10:54 No.13576347 Report

Quoted By: >>13576357 >>13576402 >>13576458

>>13576188
>>13575834
>>13575594

>implying bat pony music must be edgy and not just a calm village music

Even Sherwood looks similar to Hollow Shades

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 13:12:04 No.13576357 Report

Quoted By:

>>13576347
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVoNlomrzhQ&list=PL5942D0424C359E8A

forgot link

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 13:15:16 No.13576389 Report

Quoted By: >>13584763

i lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 13:16:29 No.13576402 Report

Quoted By:

>>13576347
bats do have nobility like normal ponies do, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 13:23:30 No.13576458 Report

Quoted By:

>>13576347

welp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 15:32:44 No.13577366 Report

Quoted By: >>13577395

I am craving for some amazing Night Watch stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 15:39:22 No.13577395 Report

Quoted By:

>>13577366
.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 17:03:41 No.13578004 Report

Quoted By: >>13578305

Anonymous

NukePone !Nukenlkekc Mon 16 Sep 2013 18:51:34 No.13578880 Report

Quoted By: >>13579197 >>13579287 >>13579457

>>13578867
>Speck stands beside you as you both look at the bed.
>She had removed her dress as soon as she got into the room.
>"It's your bed."
"Well, you're the guest!"
>"I can sleep on the ceiling."
"Isn't that uncomfortable?"
>"Not really. I'm pretty u-"
>You cut her off as you headbutt her onto the bed.
>She lands with a soft "pomf" and rolls over to look at you.
>"Okay, fine. But where are you going to sleep?"
"In the bed, duh! It's not like it'd be weird or anything."
>You hop in bed beside her and pull the covers up to your neck.
"Well, good night!"
>"Good night, Pinkie Pie."
>Speck rolls over and faces the window as she covers herself with your quilt.
>You clap your hooves together to shut the lights in the room off.
>"Pinkie?"
"Yes?"
>"Thanks again. For being my friend."
"It's no problem, silly! I'm friends with everyp0ny!"
>The soft snoring coming from behind you tells you that Speck finally fell asleep.
>You roll over and smile as the moonlight seeps in through your window and illuminates her form.
>As hard as it is to resist, you scoot closer to her and wrap your forelegs around her in a tight embrace.
"I know how hard it is to be alone, but you just need to remember that you were destined to be with your friends from the very beginning."
>Letting go of her and rolling back over, you close your eyes and smile.
"Somep0ny, somewhere, will value you more than anything, and they'll love you forever. You just have to be patient."
>Your words trail off as you finish talking to yourself, the warm embrace of a nightly rest finally taking you.

(28/28)
End.
http://pastebin.com/WsVVc65Q

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 19:05:25 No.13579004 Report

Quoted By: >>13579044 >>13591046

Question, did one of you guys in this thread write this thing here:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/132099/left-with-a-kiss

just curious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 19:11:14 No.13579044 Report

Quoted By: >>13579069

>>13579004
Haven't heard of a bat pony named Viola around here, so no, I don't think any of us did.

>One in fifteen female bat ponies are fertile
I already have a problem with it, I can tell you that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 19:14:03 No.13579069 Report

Quoted By: >>13579088

>>13579044
it sound's like they're playing on a genetic thing. Like batponies are maybe a kind of crossbreed between different races originally, or are of such a small population that inbreeding has had an effect on them.

I'm assuming the best here but in all likelihood the real concept is terrible and they're terrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 19:16:27 No.13579088 Report

Quoted By:

>>13579069
I'd like to assume the best, but looking at the author's bio and other writings, they come off as... mediocre at best, and fairly unimaginative.

Eppy

Eppy Mon 16 Sep 2013 19:30:05 No.13579197 Report

Quoted By: >>13579460

>>13578880

Read it all and I am a little more than biased on this. It features the most lovable of all the ponies, so that is a plus! The story itself is very simple and rather realistic, but you usually write very realistic things from what I have read. Pacing was fine, grammar was excellent and the whole story flowed very well. My only gripe, but not really a gripe for english speaking people, is the line...

>"It's no problem, silly! I'm friends with everyp0ny!"

Possibly, it is strange to read such a phrase because it devalues the sentence. I understand that it is perfectly acceptable in english to do this and it is not to be taken as a negative. Just pointing this out for I am a horribly picky person who prefers his Pinkie particularly perky.

In short, lovely slice of life story that really shows off the joie de vivre Pinkie has for all her friends. I await more!

The dictionary tells me, "Exhilaration" is the closet word to, "joie de vivre", but I beg to differ!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 19:40:36 No.13579287 Report

Quoted By: >>13579460

>>13578880
That's quite a lengthy story, but where's the conflict? The small part where the ponies start shit talking is quickly resolved by Fluttershy telling them to leave.
I guess it's a missed opportunity to scold the townsfolk about being that racist, reminding them of their attitude towards the local zigger.

I kind of expected Speck to be more reserved at first, slowly opening up to one pony at a time while preferring to be around Pinkie the most.

Well I'll rate it a 9/10.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 19:46:15 No.13579350 Report

Quoted By: >>13585733

>>13564824

/r/ing Bat Pony version of this pic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 19:57:04 No.13579457 Report

Quoted By: >>13579715 >>13579777

>>13578880
>Nuke writes long and boring as fuck story.
H-Hey! But at least there is something to re-
>Pinkie's POV
Fuck this shit.

NukePone !Nukenlkekc

NukePone !Nukenlkekc Mon 16 Sep 2013 19:57:27 No.13579460 Report

Quoted By:

>>13579197
I appreciate the feedback, but this was only a one-shot done in return for mlpchan's vector of Pinkie Pie hugging Speck.

>>13579287
It was an internal conflict with Speck through the eyes of Pinkie Pie. Since Speck works during the day as a tour-guide in Hollow Shades, she sleeps at night, while nearly every other bat pony is awake. This leads her to have very few friends, if any at all, so Luna essentially requests for Twilight and company to give Speck a little bit of a vacation. While it should have been a group endeavor between all six of the main ponies, Pinkie single-handedly and preemptively brought Speck out of her shell and became her friend. It was an underlying conflict that, while being central to the plot, wasn't the main idea. The main idea was Pinkie Pie being a friendship wizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 20:19:51 No.13579695 Report

Quoted By:

BatDesu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 20:21:55 No.13579715 Report

Quoted By: >>13579734 >>13579749 >>13579758 >>13579963 >>13580125 >>13585833

>>13579457

>TFW you write a story you think is fun
>TFW you make it small and to the point
>TFW no comments in a 500 post thread

This is why I am so afraid to write anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 20:23:55 No.13579734 Report

Quoted By: >>13579767

>>13579715
>TFW no rectal bellow to attach to Sirocca and HeartBeat's anuses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 20:24:39 No.13579749 Report

Quoted By:

>>13579715

Welcome to writing for a General

NukePone !Nukenlkekc

NukePone !Nukenlkekc Mon 16 Sep 2013 20:25:48 No.13579758 Report

Quoted By:

>>13579715
You have to take the good with the bad, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 20:26:55 No.13579767 Report

Quoted By: >>13579812

>>13579734
Are you done yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 20:27:36 No.13579777 Report

Quoted By:

>>13579457
It's still better than getting stories about shoving mangoes up fillies' vaginas, or breathing in farts underwater.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 20:30:39 No.13579812 Report

Quoted By: >>13579840

>>13579767
Almost.
I'll stop when I figure out how to organise stuff on my desktop, as it's been really bugging me lately.
Do you play Arma 2?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 20:33:27 No.13579840 Report

Quoted By: >>13579874

>>13579812
How do you not know how to organize your desktop?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 20:36:10 No.13579874 Report

Quoted By:

>>13579840
I'm bored of just having a load of icons placed into categories.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 20:44:10 No.13579963 Report

Quoted By: >>13579989 >>13589458

>>13579715

>tfw threads are slower with a less content and more pointless shitposting
>tfw now there are only shitty stories with overused themes, abuse or fetishes
>tfw no new content from Vito, Vinny or TheHands until Wednesday
>tfw no new content from 762, Ace-D or CrimsonDevil anymore
>tfw google disk is gone
>tfw I'm not interested in these threads anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 20:46:21 No.13579989 Report

Quoted By: >>13580241

>>13579963
What happened to the google disk?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 20:57:22 No.13580125 Report

Quoted By:

>>13579715
Try writing for AiE, over there a lack of feedback means at least you didn't fuck up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 21:05:24 No.13580241 Report

Quoted By: >>13580583

>>13579989

please tell me we have backup

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 21:26:01 No.13580583 Report

Quoted By:

>>13580241
I'll set up a new one in a bit. I won't abandon you guys.

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:09:58 No.13581418 Report

Quoted By:

Uploading all images I have to a google drive, now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:18:26 No.13581547 Report

Quoted By: >>13581641 >>13581676 >>13581687 >>13581861

>Echo being used a dick accordion.

Why do people like shit like this but not my rectal breathing device and Sirocca pussymango ideas?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:23:50 No.13581641 Report

Quoted By:

>>13581547
Because that was unexpected and actually funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:25:56 No.13581676 Report

Quoted By: >>13581729

>>13581547
None of us really care for filly fuckers, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:26:23 No.13581687 Report

Quoted By: >>13581728

>>13581547
Because Nukepony loves Sirocca and hates anyone who would do her harm. Therefore, people must hate what he hates because they don't want to upset their god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:28:47 No.13581728 Report

Quoted By: >>13581899

>>13581687
So you're implying that you wouldn't get upset over your daughter having fruits shoved into her vagina?
Because I know where Nuke's coming from on that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:28:49 No.13581729 Report

Quoted By: >>13581864

>>13581676
Why? It's just fantasy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:36:26 No.13581861 Report

Quoted By: >>13581946

>>13581547
I like your ideas anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:36:35 No.13581864 Report

Quoted By: >>13581889

>>13581729
What? I thought this was the real life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:37:54 No.13581889 Report

Quoted By:

>>13581864

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:38:14 No.13581899 Report

Quoted By: >>13581932

>>13581728
>Nuke sees her as his daughter
Ok, no offense, but that's just fullblown autism right there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:40:19 No.13581932 Report

Quoted By: >>13582248

>>13581899
He actually never wanted her to be more than a minor character in AFO.
The thing is, most writers or artists who create things, view said creations as their children. It's essentially the same concept for Nuke and Sirocca, even if he doesn't like her as much as Speck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:41:18 No.13581946 Report

Quoted By: >>13582067

>>13581861
Good. Perhaps you'll join me in my race around Hollow Shades?
We each get a filly and have to wheel them around by the back legs.
I get dibs on Sirocca.

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:42:13 No.13581960 Report

Quoted By: >>13581970 >>13582011 >>13582135

https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0ByqgSszFuPTgd05LSDNHTmxPbmc&usp=sharing

Can anyone confirm this link is working? It's not complete, I just want to test if this is working.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:42:39 No.13581970 Report

Quoted By: >>13582038

>>13581960
It works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:44:48 No.13582011 Report

Quoted By: >>13582038

>>13581960

not working for me, "check access permission"

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:46:28 No.13582038 Report

Quoted By:

>>13581970
>>13582011
It should work. I have it on public.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:48:03 No.13582067 Report

Quoted By: >>13582649

>>13581946
Good idea. Perhaps this could be an annual funder raiser for the rectal breathing device. Batpony wheelbarrow races.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:53:00 No.13582135 Report

Quoted By: >>13582821

>>13581960

nevermind, tmy.se is back

Fey

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Fey Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:53:32 No.13582145 Report

Quoted By:

>>13566872
http://principiadiscordia.com/book/23.php

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 22:57:04 No.13582202 Report

Quoted By: >>13582248

>tfw none of the write/drawfags made a skype group out of fear that this would turn into the maids thread
>tfw it probably would have actually protected the threads
>tfw bat threads aren't even worth coming to anymore
I miss when it was just speck-based shitposting and people worshipping her like a god.
I miss when all of our writefags were just starting out and it was just them shitposting most of the time.
I miss when Nick was just starting out and acted like a massive faggot.
RIP bat threads. It was fun while it lasted and I'd like to keep my memories of you as untainted as possible.
Thank you based tripfags and anon artfags, and that one anon that everyone mistook for Nuke with the Speckoning story. I'll miss all of you.

Eppy

Eppy Mon 16 Sep 2013 23:00:03 No.13582248 Report

Quoted By: >>13582488 >>13583107

>>13581932

I know this feeling! While I value all my creations, the very idea of putting them in the public's eye puts them at risk for any sort of treatment. I can imagine how Lauren Faust feels when she views any one of millions of pornographic images of her beautiful creations. It is up to the artist to learn how to not see everything as an attack on their work. After all, parody and imitation are supposed to be the most sincere form of flattery!

Charles Caleb Colton deserves the credit for the last line. As well, there is a rather ambivalent new title on my PasteBin, enjoy if you are into that sort of thing.

>>13582202

I do love doomsday speeches as well. I felt the pain in your heart on the, "I'd like to keep my memories of you as untainted as possible" part.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 23:14:47 No.13582488 Report

Quoted By: >>13584363

>>13582248
you do know that lauren faust has mentioned the fact that she's an adult and can ignore the pornographic images of the characters she created right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 23:26:31 No.13582649 Report

Quoted By:

>>13582067
The device is fully functioning and working well.
The few prolapses caused by the initial design have been rectified.
I fully expect to be getting the first haul of gemstones off the lake bed in the next couple of days.
The fundraiser would primarily be used to activate research into adapters for fillies and colts

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 23:38:24 No.13582821 Report

Quoted By: >>13582825

>>13582135
Oh, good. I was panicking for a second.

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Mon 16 Sep 2013 23:38:57 No.13582825 Report

Quoted By:

>>13582821
I'm keeping my google drive up just in case. It doesn't have as many images, though--just what I have on my computer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 23:50:54 No.13583002 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2013 23:58:40 No.13583107 Report

Quoted By: >>13583144 >>13583154 >>13583159

>>13582248

>"My daughter died last night from an infected leg"
Jesus fucking Tapdancing Christ...
I see raping kids with fruits isn't enough for you, guys, and now you just kill them.
I though that fluffy ponies were extremely autistic, now I see that you deserve a fucking first-class bismuth medal. Just look at the first twenty threads, and then at THIS sick garbage. Why we can't have more stories like AFO, Echo shorts, Moonlight, Gloom Wing, even Aux story?
I though we've created something good, nice and funny, even Faust or Larson would look at it without a disgust, but nooo, now it's just about how many bat ponies will be raped or dead today + /soc/ shitpost.

I'll miss you guys, but, really, fuck these threads.

Anon2343434

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Anon2343434 Tue 17 Sep 2013 00:00:49 No.13583134 Report

Quoted By: >>13583186

Huh, apparently bat ponies made features on fimfiction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 00:01:24 No.13583144 Report

Quoted By:

>>13583107

thought*
I can't into english sometimes when I see that kind of shit

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Tue 17 Sep 2013 00:01:54 No.13583154 Report

Quoted By: >>13583166 >>13585621

>>13583107
...Is it just me or am I not seeing these rape/killing posts? Aside from the obvious shitposts that are easy to ignore like "mango in vag" or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 00:02:03 No.13583159 Report

Quoted By:

>>13583107
This.
It's a real shame that one of our best writefags is writing fluffy-tier garbage now.
Fun while it lasted though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 00:02:38 No.13583166 Report

Quoted By: >>13583206

>>13583154
Read Eppy's story.

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Tue 17 Sep 2013 00:03:48 No.13583186 Report

Quoted By:

>>13583134
Yeah, Comet Burst is a popular writer there with his "Golden Armor" stories (featuring bat pony OCs). Seems like he's using Echo art for his newest story.

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik

zee66 !uUJ32pmjik Tue 17 Sep 2013 00:05:16 No.13583206 Report

Quoted By:

>>13583166
I'll have to admit, I haven't gotten around to reading many of the stories lately. Just AFO and Mosina's, a few others and the one-shots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 00:10:20 No.13583269 Report

Quoted By:

Writing some batpone right now, how does the thread feel about a Warcraft Anon in the story?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 00:11:44 No.13583289 Report

Quoted By: >>13583299

>As a full moon shined light down upon Hollow Shades sounds of excitement filled the air
>Today was the first annual Batfilly wheelbarrow race
>Two entrepreneurial Anon’s from a distant land weeks ago had ventured into the small Batpony inhabited forest
>Their goal. To raise enough bits to develop filly and colt adapters for their dream machine
>A rectal breathing device used to harvest jewels at the bottom of lakes and rivers
>Posters hung up all over town asking for donations and two special volunteers
>The townsfolks enthusiasm had been overwhelming
>Over 9000 bits had been raise for the Anon’s endeaver
>And two filly’s Sirocca and Heartbeat had volunteered for the race
>Now with the entire town in attendance
>The two Anon’s stood at the start line, each behind a filly
>The course encompassed a full lap around hollow shades
>Marked by red flags around the route
>Not wanting to disappoint their fans
>Both Anon’s put aside their lifelong friendship to focus on the race ahead
>From up in a raised chair an announcer called out
“Racers, tag your mark”
>Stepping forward each Anon lifted the hind legs of their filly up
>The Bats were fashioned with a specifically designed elongated speed helmet
>As the announcer raised a checkered flag the Anon’s began making revving noises
>Attempting to intimidate the other racer
“BRUUNNNBADABUNBUNBUNBUNBUNBUN”
“VROOMVUNVUNVURNVUURNVUURNVUUUUUUUUURN”

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 00:12:35 No.13583299 Report

Quoted By: >>13583318

>>13583289
>The flag fell
>The race was on!
“EEEEEEEUUUUUURRRRN”
>The racers kicked up clumps of dirt
>As the Batfilly’s front legs began pumping furiously
>Twin trails of dust rose up as the crowd cheered
>Speeding forward neck and neck the Anon’s lowered their heads to increase speed
“WAAAAANAAAAH NIN NIN NYAAAAAAAAAA”
>Sharply they turned the corner of the first checkpoint
“EEEEEEEEERCH”
>Hearts racing the little filly’s legs struggled to keep up
>This was the biggest moment of their lives
>Gravel spitting up as they dug their hooves in for traction
“BRAAADADABINGBINGBINGBADABONGBONGBAAAAA”
“RINRANRANRANRANRRAAAAAA”
>Suddenly one of Heartbeats hooves gave out
“SCREEEEEEEEECH”
>Anon managed to call out before they booth hit the ground
>The pair scraped themselves up badly
>But like true champions they quickly picked themselves up and continued the race
>With a decent lead and the race almost over the Anon with Sirocca slowed his pace
>As Sirocca had begun stumbling in fatigue
>Scraping her face into the ground
>When suddenly, like a bat out of hell from behind came the other Anon and Heartbeat
“REEEEENRENREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN”
>Now side by side with the finish line in sight

Anon2343434

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Anon2343434 Tue 17 Sep 2013 00:13:12 No.13583307 Report

Quoted By:

>Bat ponies love sub-sandwich's so rage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 00:13:41 No.13583318 Report

Quoted By: >>13583384 >>13585405

>>13583299
>All inhibitions lost
>The Anons began smacking the filly’s flanks
>Urging them onward
“Hyah Hyah!”
>The stinging paddling worked as each filly sped up
>The crowd cheered
>Like a blur they sped forward
>Crossing the finish line first by one hoof was the Anon racing with Sirocca
>Raising her above his head he hollered in victory
“ANON 3:16 ANON 3:16 YEAAAAH”
>Then proceeded to crush Sirocca against his forehead like a beercan, before tossing her onto the ground
>Shaking each other’s hands the Anon’s congratulated themselves on a hard fought race
>Knowing that both of them were the real victors by over 9000 bits that day

NED

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 00:19:13 No.13583384 Report

Quoted By:

>>13583318
The Route of the Race

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 01:19:43 No.13584356 Report

Quoted By:

wut

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 01:20:07 No.13584363 Report

Quoted By: >>13584393

>>13582488

>you do know that lauren faust has mentioned the fact that she's an adult and can ignore the pornographic images of the characters she created right?

I am not sure if you realize that what you wrote means that people here are not adults/mature enough to handle someone "abusing" their precious creations. Christ this general is filled with thin skinned babies. I don't even usual come to these threads, but the level of drama that has been going on for the past few days is /b/ tier shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 01:22:13 No.13584393 Report

Quoted By:

>>13584363
Well atleast the drama has gone down a tiny bit in the past couple days compared to a week ago, but we're not getting as much art content either...

FDW

FDW Tue 17 Sep 2013 01:48:51 No.13584763 Report

Quoted By: >>13585460

>>13576389
>tfw nobody uses the chat when I'm online.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 01:50:33 No.13584791 Report

Quoted By: >>13585044

Chechen's, you say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:03:48 No.13585044 Report

Quoted By: >>13585356

>>13584791
I haven't seen this one before! Is this new? Who drew it? You?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:17:53 No.13585332 Report

Quoted By:

>3 AM
>thread is dead because of one shitposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:19:36 No.13585356 Report

Quoted By:

>>13585044
I believe it's from the Four Cannon threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:22:21 No.13585405 Report

Quoted By:

>>13583318

beautiful story, i cried with emotion from start to finish
10/10 gods gift to mankind - IGN

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:25:29 No.13585460 Report

Quoted By: >>13585512

>>13584763
You started on Aux as Gat yet?

FDW

FDW Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:28:09 No.13585512 Report

Quoted By: >>13585617

>>13585460
Stopped doing that because I'm hungry and I'm dining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:31:39 No.13585584 Report

Quoted By: >>13585594

>>13564824
Someone please explain why bat pone doesn't like chechens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:32:10 No.13585594 Report

Quoted By:

>>13585584
Because we /soc/ /k/ /int/ and /b/ at all times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:33:07 No.13585617 Report

Quoted By: >>13585818

>>13585512
You gonna start again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:33:45 No.13585621 Report

Quoted By: >>13585674

>>13583154

I'm pretty sure that they literally don't exist. For that matter I don't see the problematic shitposting that people are constantly bitching about either. As far as I can tell the people whining about the thread being dead or dying are just overly sensitive idiots or trolls spreading defeatist propaganda.

Which was why I wrote
>>13574447
to try to get people to wake the fuck up and stop giving up on a good thing, but I'm afraid my efforts may have been in vain

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:36:43 No.13585674 Report

Quoted By: >>13585741 >>13585847

>>13585621
I dunno what's up. I'm not giving up, and I'm not sure about others, but I think we're just lacking things to discuss atm.

Paladin !.u7SxOJ9Xc

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Paladin !.u7SxOJ9Xc Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:37:39 No.13585691 Report

Quoted By: >>13585722 >>13585761 >>13585772 >>13585977

This is what I get for not practicing. Still, how you like it. I couldn't find a picture of Arid Star w/ a cutie mark, so, if someone wants to let me know what it looks like, I'll put one in there. Or if someone wants to just do it for me, feel free.

Hope you like it. I couldn't come up with any interesting ideas so I just had her go on a mango hunt, ... or something.

Hopefully next one will be better.

Feel free to throw some ideas for a painting for that pink haired one my way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:39:15 No.13585722 Report

Quoted By: >>13585827

>>13585691
Looks good. She doesn't actually have a cutiemark though.
Have you done Speck yet?
As for the pinkhaired one, you should definitely do something with her in a onesie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:39:43 No.13585733 Report

Quoted By:

>>13579350

Seconding this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:40:17 No.13585741 Report

Quoted By:

>>13585674
Seems like we discussed everything people could come up with at the moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:41:34 No.13585761 Report

Quoted By: >>13585827

>>13585691
22/7
And yeah, have her in a onesie like the other Anon said. And after her, would you consider doing Aux?

Paladin !.u7SxOJ9Xc

Paladin !.u7SxOJ9Xc Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:42:13 No.13585772 Report

Quoted By:

>>13585691
Oh wow, I can't seem to English today...

FDW

FDW Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:44:57 No.13585818 Report

Quoted By:

>>13585617
Nnyeah!

Paladin !.u7SxOJ9Xc

Paladin !.u7SxOJ9Xc Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:45:24 No.13585827 Report

Quoted By: >>13585838 >>13585872 >>13585873

>>13585722

>She doesn't actually have a cutiemark though.

Oh, alright.
What do you mean a onesie? Like, a one piece swimsuit or pajamas or something?

>>13585761

>And after her, would you consider doing Aux?
Sure, if I find the time. If there's something specific you'd want, let me know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:45:51 No.13585833 Report

Quoted By:

>>13579715

Which story was yours? Usually I try to comment on new stories but maybe I missed yours

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:46:00 No.13585838 Report

Quoted By: >>13585883

>>13585827
Pajamas.
>tfw didn't answer if Speck was done yet
;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:46:36 No.13585847 Report

Quoted By: >>13585869

>>13585674
I liked that discussion about variations in batpone diet. I still love the idea that the ones that eat fish and insects are regarded as crazy asians.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:47:49 No.13585869 Report

Quoted By: >>13585900

>>13585847
>tfw only one insect eater and fish eater
They're like a minority, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:47:59 No.13585872 Report

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>>13585827
Just do Aux doing something you'd think he'd do. And about his cutie mark, there's been some stuff happening with that, so when you do it, you might want to either cover it up, or put it in last in case something happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:47:59 No.13585873 Report

Quoted By: >>13586032

>>13585827
Let me just remind you of how cool you are for being so cooperative and pumping out such cool art!

Paladin !.u7SxOJ9Xc

Paladin !.u7SxOJ9Xc Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:48:48 No.13585883 Report

Quoted By: >>13585915

>>13585838

Oh, no, I haven't done Speck yet. But, I'll probably get to all of them eventually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:49:52 No.13585900 Report

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>>13585869
Yeah, it's like the batpone equivalent of the asians that eat pickled chickens feet and fried ants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:50:39 No.13585915 Report

Quoted By: >>13586329

>>13585883
For Aux, you should have him fishing on a small dock by a lake, with the moon high up in the sky and lighting him up.
If you end up doing Speck, you could kill two birds with one stone and shove Sirocca in with her and just have them doing something cute.

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Anon2343434 !.MYSvt1E1g Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:52:44 No.13585954 Report

Quoted By: >>13585976 >>13586216

Going Out Of Character - Anon23 story.

>Anon knew he had to do this. He had to tell Echo he broke her favorite pen she had for more than 5 years.

>Calling Echo in Anon asked her to take a seat on his bed.

>"Hey Echo, I sorta' messed up your pen. The ink got everywhere so I threw it away..." Anon said in a apologetic tone to Echo. Echo's eyes just glared at him, and in frustration Echo yelled back "Goddamnit, I trusted you!!"

>Anon cowering from her then said " I'm sorry, I'm sorry! You can use my marker.".

Echo however already provoked at Anon retaliated by finally saying "FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!" to Anon before leaving the room.

I play too much Dead Space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:54:07 No.13585976 Report

Quoted By: >>13586059

>>13585954
>"Goddamnit, I trusted you!"
>"You can use my marker!"
>"FUCK YOUR MARKER!"
My sides are being worn down and joining the rest of the universe in a moment of singularity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:54:11 No.13585977 Report

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>>13585691
Whoa whoa whoa, I hope you continue. Damn, that's great.

Paladin !.u7SxOJ9Xc

Paladin !.u7SxOJ9Xc Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:57:06 No.13586032 Report

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>>13585873
Thank you. I love watching our community be creative.

Keep up the great work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 02:58:54 No.13586059 Report

Quoted By:

>>13585976
Wow, took three readings to finally get it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 03:07:34 No.13586216 Report

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>>13585954
lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 03:13:45 No.13586329 Report

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>>13585915
This. All of this.

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Vito Tue 17 Sep 2013 03:14:20 No.13586343 Report

Quoted By: >>13586366 >>13586377 >>13586508

>away from bat ponies for 24 h
>'welp, maybe I was too harsh"
>"I know, I'll draw something nice to cheer people up and maybe Eppy will finish Knight's Nightlight!"
>"And, hey, Eppy also said he's got an one shot for me!"
>gotta go fast, to da photoshoppu!
>four chins>catalog>bat thread
>...
>place looks like after a tabasco diarrhea hurricane and everyone is dead or leaving
>what the actual fuck
>trying not to flip over on something, going through the thread
>nice Nuke's story, shitposts, another mangovag story, but whatever
>here, Eppy's story!
>cute, cute, cute, cute, ded
>mfw
>Kurwa, no nie. No po prostu kurwa, no nie! Boże, czy ty to widzisz?"

NukePone !Nukenlkekc

NukePone !Nukenlkekc Tue 17 Sep 2013 03:16:21 No.13586366 Report

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>>13586343
Hi Vito.
I missed you, sweetheart.
>nice nuke story
s-senpai noticed me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 03:16:55 No.13586377 Report

Quoted By:

>>13586343
I don't speak Chinese. Could you translate that last line for me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 03:25:19 No.13586508 Report

Quoted By: >>13586833

>>13586343
>>place looks like after a tabasco diarrhea hurricane and everyone is dead or leaving

Could you maybe elaborate on what gave you this impression? Because I'm not entirely sure we're browsing the same thread.

Translation issues maybe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 03:43:43 No.13586833 Report

Quoted By: >>13587596

>>13586508
>>place looks like after a tabasco diarrhea hurricane and everyone is dead or leaving

I'm assuming it must be an Eastern European thing... Swiss/Norwegian heritage here. I only get the shits after drinking for a week straight and not eating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 04:28:49 No.13587596 Report

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>>13586833

That's...not really what I was confused about.

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Imperius !!uo9ISEyTeaE Tue 17 Sep 2013 04:32:02 No.13587661 Report

Quoted By: >>13587702 >>13587707

Greetings prestigious bathoers thread. I've got like 3.5k words worth of batpony here that I'm pretty sure AiE would crucify me for, you guys want this?

NukePone !Nukenlkekc

NukePone !Nukenlkekc Tue 17 Sep 2013 04:33:51 No.13587702 Report

Quoted By: >>13587904

>>13587661
>3.5k words of batpony
>bat pony story
>in a bat pony thread
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 04:34:05 No.13587707 Report

Quoted By: >>13587904

>>13587661
Yes, silly.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 04:37:02 No.13587767 Report

Quoted By: >>13587781

Can best war horse get the 7777?

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 04:37:40 No.13587781 Report

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>>13587767
No.
#getrekt

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Imperius !!uo9ISEyTeaE Tue 17 Sep 2013 04:43:43 No.13587904 Report

Quoted By: >>13587956

>>13587702
>>13587707
Wonderful. Just a heads up I'm not really familiar with how you guys do stories here, please be merciful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 04:46:14 No.13587956 Report

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>>13587904

Established conventions normally call for someone to post the story and others to read the story, preferably in that order.

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Imperius !!uo9ISEyTeaE Tue 17 Sep 2013 04:50:12 No.13588032 Report

Quoted By: >>13588060 >>13588091

>”By Luna’s mane, what is this?” demanded an armored pony with a dull grey coat, her gold mane seeming to glitter in the perpetual twilight of the forest.
>”Hmm, no clue.” came the disinterested reply of her partner, her coat of a much lighter grey than her counterpart, her light blue mane speckled with flecks of black and white.
>The two bat pony guards regarded their finding warily, the object of their curiosity being some manner of unknown creature clad in thick armor colored the dull blue-grey of a fresh bruise.
>From what they could tell it was bipedal, though at the moment it lay prone on its back in a small clearing lit dimly by the bioluminescent mushrooms that were so common in the Hollow Shades.
>”Well whatever it is it’s not gonna be filling us in itself.” the first guard commented.
>Whatever the creature was it was quite clearly dead. It’s skin was a deathly grey and its facial features were sunken and sallow, what little hair covered its head was white and wispy, all things indicative of something well past its prime.
>On top of this neither of the bat guards’ sharp ears could pick up the sound of a heartbeat.
>Though all of these points were rather irrelevant considering the leg-sized branch driven straight through the thing’s chest.
>The second of the pair casually trotted up to the curiosity, the clinking of her armor the only sound in the oddly silent clearing.
>”Oi, don’t get too close to it, Bi.”
>However her words went disregarded as Bi began to inspect the oddity. Her eye was caught by a thin ray of light so dim it would have gone unnoticed by any without the sharp eyes of those who dwell in Hollow Shades.
>She followed the light’s path upwards discovering a small passage of broken limbs leading up through the thick canopy.
>”Well I suppose that explains how it got here.” she mumbled. “Wonder what it was doing up in the sky. Care for a look, Bru?”

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Imperius !!uo9ISEyTeaE Tue 17 Sep 2013 04:51:16 No.13588060 Report

Quoted By: >>13588091 >>13588135

>>13588032
>Taking her place next to Bi she glanced up at the path of broken limbs and then down to the limb impaling the creature.
>”Hm, no blood on this branch. Like it was dead before it hit the ground.”
>”Considering everything it hit on the way down I’d say that’s not too much of a stretch.” Bi remarked, still staring up at the dim light.
>Bru shook her head. “No, like dead for a while. Even if it’d died on the first impact there’d have still been blood. This thing’s beaten to all Tartarus and there’s not a drop of blood.”
>Bi looked down at the creature to make her own observations, though she didn’t look much further than the armor it wore.
>Skulls, spikes, and chains decorated the thing’s bruise colored armor, and a fur cloak hung from its shoulders. Or it would have hung if it wasn’t pinned to the creature’s body by the branch through its abdomen.
>”Tch. Maybe it bled out after nicking itself a few too many times on that armor.” Bi remarked, prompting an amused snort from Bru.
>”But really, I think we should go back and get a few more guards before we do anything else. This thing looks like a warrior and judging by its armor it’s anything but friendly. If there’s more of these things around the Shadeguard should be warned.” Bru said as she trotted away, Bi following by her side.
>As they reached the edge of the small clearing Bru released the claws attached to her greaves, the blades snapping down around her hooves and sparking to life.
>With them she carved a large cross on a nearby tree.
>”Mark a tree every so often so we can find our way back, alright?” Bru asked.
>”Mhm.” Bi responded.
>”And stop fidgeting, that clinking is getting annoying.” she said, casting a glance at Bi.
>Except that Bi wasn’t moving.
>As one the two Shadeguards slowly turned their heads back to the clearing and the dead warrior.
>Who was now very much alive.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 04:53:15 No.13588091 Report

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>>13588032
>>13588060
I'm liking this so far.

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Imperius !!uo9ISEyTeaE Tue 17 Sep 2013 04:55:15 No.13588135 Report

Quoted By: >>13588168

>>13588060
>The creature was up on one knee, struggling to keep its balance.
>Bi and Bru watched in grim fascination as it forced itself to its feet where it stood unsteadily for a moment before looking down and the branch still impaling it.
>Slowly it gripped the branch with both hands and tugged.
>The first attempt met with failure, the splintered limb lodged firmly within its midsection.
>Once more the warrior pulled.
>Slowly the branch began to move, inch by inch, foot by foot until the four foot long limb was ripped free and tossed into the woods with little care.
>”Nightmare’s mane…” Bru whispered hesitantly. “Bi, we need to get out of here.”
>Bi couldn’t budge though, transfixed as she was by the grisly sight.
>”Bi!” Bru whispered harshly.
>Suddenly the creature turned its attention to the two bat ponies, two bright blue orbs glowing coldly in place of eyes.
>”Now!” Bru demanded, all sense of subtlety gone.
>Bi managed to tear her gaze away from the monster and the two made to bolt from the clearing.
>Before they could manage more than two paces, however, a ribbon of void-black energy ensnared Bi, yanking her back into the clearing towards the monster.
>”Bi!” Bru shouted in panic.
>The black tendril dragged Bi through the air and into the monster’s waiting hand which closed like a vice around her throat.
>In a single, terrifying moment the monster’s ice blue orbs met Bi’s own and everything seemed to freeze, all she could concentrate on was its empty gaze and the deathly cold spreading from where its hand met her flesh.
>The moment then ended as Bru’s hoof connected with the thing’s skull, sending it careening backwards and releasing its grip on Bi.
>Though while she tried to catch her breath Bru wasted no time bringing her seldom-used spear to bear and following up her assault on the monster.
>Just as the monster regained its balance Bru came at it again, but this time it was her spear that connected rather than a hoof.

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Imperius !!uo9ISEyTeaE Tue 17 Sep 2013 04:57:13 No.13588168 Report

Quoted By: >>13588208

>>13588135
>With the force of the strike the spear went right through the monster’s chest and out its back, the power behind the blow sending it backwards into a tree where the spear stuck, skewering it.
>Using the last of her momentum to carry her forward, Bru brought both pairs of lightning claws to bear and drove all four of the crackling blades through the monster’s collar bone and into the tree behind it.
>But still those horrible blue orbs stayed lit and fixed firmly upon her own as she sat there panting while her various weapons had the monster pinned to the tree in five places.
>”By the Nightmare, what are you?” she demanded between heavy breaths.
“A merciful end to a dying world.” it hissed in a voice like the cracking of ice.
>Momentarily taken aback by the unexpected response, Bru was unprepared when shackles of ice ensnared her limbs and dragged her off the undying warrior, tearing her lightning claws from its body as she went.
>Free of her, the knight tore the spear from its abdomen and stumbled forward a few paces before catching itself.
>It tossed her spear aside and began advancing on the immobile bat guard.
>After a scant few steps another spear point erupted from its chest followed by two more pairs of lightning claws, the blows sending it to its knees.
>Quickly as she came Bi tore her claws free of the knight and leapt from its back, propelled by a quick, strong flap of her wings, to land before Bru, prepared to defend her immobile friend.
>Surprisingly the warrior did not rise this time, but rather fell forward onto its hands.
>Slowly, almost lethargically it tore the spear free of its back and tossed it away as well before forcing itself back up to its knees.
>In the dim light Bru and Bi could see all the puncture marks in its armor from where they had wounded it, along with the hole from the limb. How this thing still clung to life was beyond either of them.

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Imperius !!uo9ISEyTeaE Tue 17 Sep 2013 04:59:37 No.13588208 Report

Quoted By: >>13588273

>>13588168
>But as it knelt it gathered magic to it, motes of the same void black energy coalescing around it and wreathing it in an unholy aura.
>It reached forward with a single hand, glowing with a necromantic unlight and uttered a single word.
“RISE.”
>Bi tensed, ready to defend against whatever trick was next to come, but nothing happened.
>The warrior looked almost puzzled for a moment, but then repeated the action.
“RISE!” it demanded again, more forcefully this time, the unholy energy flaring intensely.
>When nothing happened its sallow features took on a look that might have been worry.
“Rise!” it demanded again, a hint of desperation coloring its words.
>But still nothing happened.
>Slowly it lowered its hand and looked around the clearing as though searching for someone.
>Bi relaxed her stance marginally, mirroring the monster’s confusion.
>Once more the monster spoke, but now in little more than a desperate whisper.
“It’s so quiet…”
>It then fell forward, thudding against the mossy earth where it lay still.
>The chains of ice ensnaring Bru then dissipated, freeing her from the frozen bonds.
>Bru wasted no time getting to her hooves and joining Bi by her side, both of them keeping a healthy distance between themselves and the monster.
>”Think it’s finally dead?” Bi asked. “We put enough holes in it.”
>”I certainly hope so, but I doubt we’re that lucky.”
>Seemingly in response to their words the knight’s outstretched hand clenched into a fist.
>Slowly it pulled the arm back and under it, raising itself up and resting its weight on its forearm.
>”Damnit.” Bru cursed. “Why doesn’t it just stay down?”
>”I wouldn’t worry too much,” Bi remarked. “I don’t think it’s in any shape to keep fighting.”
>”It didn’t look in any shape to be moving with that branch impaling it, but it got up anyways.” Bru countered.
>”Eh, either way we’ll find out.” Bi remarked.

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Imperius !!uo9ISEyTeaE Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:03:10 No.13588273 Report

Quoted By: >>13588374

>>13588208
>The knight managed to push itself back up to its knees, but made no move to rise further. It simply knelt there staring at the ground as though waiting for something.
>After a few more moments of waiting Bi quickly became bored.
>”Hey, you gonna attack us or what? I’ve got stuff to do.” she called to it.
>”Bi!” Bru hissed.
>”What? This is boring.”
>When she turned her attention back to the knight she was surprised to find it staring at them, its unblinking orbs fixed firmly on their position.
“No.” it replied after a moment.
>Neither of the pair had expected it to answer at all and its words caught them off guard.
>”Well there you go.” Bi said.
>Needless to say Bru remained unconvinced. “And you’re just gonna take its word on that?”
>Bi shrugged. “Not much else we can do.”
>”We can alert the damned Shadeguard is what we can do.” Bru said.
>”And just leave it here alone?”
>Bru thought a moment on Bi’s remark. “One of us guards it while the other gets the others?”
>”We could just ask it nicely to come along with us.” Bi suggested.
>The look on Bru’s face said everything about what she thought of Bi’s current state of mind.
>”Hey, we promise to stop kicking your flank if you come with us.” Bi called to the warrior.
>”And you really think that’s going to work?”
>”I don’t see you coming up with anything better.” Bi said, a small smirk on her face.
>The sound of clattering armor plates cut off whatever Bru might have said next, drawing the bat ponies’ attention back to the warrior who was now unsteadily making its way back to its feet.
>Bi and Bru tensed as it slowly advanced towards them, their lightning claws sparking with anticipation.
>It halted before them staring down at the pair.
“Fine. Take me from this damnable quiet then.” is said in a dry, rasping voice.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:03:44 No.13588284 Report

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>>13567349
RALLY SQUAD

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Imperius !!uo9ISEyTeaE Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:08:51 No.13588374 Report

Quoted By: >>13588458

>>13588273
>”Sounds good to me.” Bi said as she turned and cantered from the clearing.
>Before Bru could argue the knight stepped by her after Bi, the both of them leaving her behind.
>After a few moments of staring incredulously after the pair her senses returned to her and she took to the air in pursuit.
>She alighted next to a very nonplussed Bi and matched her pace.
>”Are you insane? That thing just tried to kill us!”
>”Well we tried to kill it too, I think that makes us even.”
>”What if it tries again?” Bru demanded.
>“You gonna try and kill us again?” Bi asked the knight.
“No point in trying.” it responded.
>”There you go.” Bi answered.
>”And you’re going to believe it?”
>”You know he’s right there, you don’t have to keep asking me.” Bi said.
>Bru glared at her before addressing the knight.
>”So you expect us to just trust you won’t try anything?”
“Couldn’t even if I wanted to.” it replied almost distractedly.
>”Oh really? And why is that?”
“My sword is lost.”
>”You seemed pretty capable back there.” Bru argued.
>”Well we did kind of wipe the floor with him.” Bi reminded her.
>”Why’s your sword so important?” Bru continued.
“My strength comes from my blade, I might as well fight without arms.”
>”Well there you have it."
>”I still refuse to believe he’d just give up that easily.”
“You defeated me with little effort.” the knight pointed out.
>”Yeah, like I said.” Bi agreed.
>”But he tried to kill us!”
“You attacked first.”
>”You attacked Bi!”
“Wanted a closer look, didn’t know you were sentient.”
>”No worries.” Bi said. “Mistakes happen.”
>”Mistakes? He tried to-”
>”You know you’re the only one with a problem with all this, Bru. He said he was sorry.”
>”No he didn’t!”
>”Are you sorry?”
“No.”
>”Apology accepted.”
>”But he’s not sorry!”
>”Eh.”

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Imperius !!uo9ISEyTeaE Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:13:05 No.13588458 Report

Quoted By: >>13588550

>>13588374
>After a few minutes of trekking through the forest the silence was beginning to wear on the two bat ponies.
>It was enough for Bi to attempt conversation again.
>”So what are you doing in Hollow Shades?” she asked the silent knight.
“Don’t know.” it said.
>”How’d you get here?”
“Battle with a mage. Threw me into a portal.”
>”Never trusted magic users myself. So where are you from?”
“Azeroth.”
>”Never heard of it. Where is it?”
“Don’t know where I am now, can’t say.”
>”Fair enough. So what’s your name? Can’t just keep calling you ‘he’ or ‘it’.”
“Haven’t got one.”
>”Huh.” Bi muttered. “Well I’m Bifrost, or Bi for short. And my grumpy friend here is Gjallerbru. You can just call her Bru.”
“Hn.” was its noncommittal response.
>By now even Bru’s curiosity had grown, even as wary as she still was of the creature.
>”So what are you?” she asked.
>The knight was silent for a moment and Bru wondered if it was ignoring her.
“Alone, it would seem.” it replied, almost forlorn.
>”That doesn’t exactly answer my question.”
>The knight let out what could have been a sigh, its frigid breath fogging in the air.
“I am a knight of King Arthas. Many call us death knights.”
>”Death knight?” Bru asked apprehensively.
“A warrior necromancer.”
>”Necromancer?” Bi asked. “Like, you can raise the dead? Is that what you tried to do when we were fighting?”
“Yes.” it said.
>”Why didn’t it work?”
“No souls heeded my call.” he sounded distressed as he said it. “I cannot hear any of them. I am alone.”
>”What do you mean alone?” Bru asked.
“The souls of the legion dead are mine to command, always do they whisper to me. But now I cannot hear any of them. I am cut off.”

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:15:06 No.13588496 Report

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Imperius !!uo9ISEyTeaE Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:17:50 No.13588550 Report

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>>13588458
>”So all told, you’re an undead knight from another world who’s been cut off from his ghost friends and you’re looking for your lost sword and a way to get home? That about sum it all up?”
“Yes.” the knight answered.
>”Works for me.” Bi remarked.
>”How does any of that make even the smallest amount of sense?”
>”I’ve heard some crazier stories.”
>”Like what?”
>”Like that time Princess Luna went crazy and tried to take over the world, but was banished to the moon for a thousand years, only to be defeated upon her return by six random ponies with the power of friendship?”
>Bru found herself unable to come up with any kind of rational argument against that as, admittedly, that just about summed up an actual event in Equestrian history, and when put in such words sounded about just as credible as the death knight’s story.
>”Touche.”
>”That’s what I thought.” Bi said with a smirk.
>”So if you’re some big, bad death knight obsessed with raising the dead what are you doing following a couple of ponies around?”
“Mindless killing is for ghouls, I am above such single mindedness. I must retrieve my sword and find the mage that sent me here, killing you would not help me achieve my goals any faster.”
>”Well there’s also the fact that we kind of messed you up.” Bi reminded him.
“Hn.” the knight grunted.
>”Wait, how do you know the mage who sent you here is here as well?”
“Dragged him through the portal with me. He was weakened from our encounter, if I can find him then I can slay him, place him under my thrall, and force him to send me back to Azeroth to join my brothers.”
>”I’m not sure how I feel about you talking about murdering an innocent person.” Bru said disapprovingly.
>What could pass for a grin came to the knight’s face.
“The Scarlet Crusade are anything but innocent. His kind have no regard for life. Likely he’ll burn this world to cinders searching for me.”

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Imperius !!uo9ISEyTeaE Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:20:41 No.13588614 Report

Quoted By: >>13588702 >>13588749

>>13588550
>”So are you a good guy or a bad guy?” Bi asked.
“Until such a time as my runeblade is back in my possession I shall consider us allies. After that I cannot say. How it goes from there depends heavily on whether you stand between me and my quarry.”
>”Well it’s really none of our business I suppose.” Bi said.
>”Bifrost!” Bru admonished. “How can you just stand there and abide these plans for murdering another living creature?”
>”Well it really isn’t our business.” Bi said. “We don’t know anything about them or their conflict. All we have to go on right now is his word, and while he’s freely admitted he deals with things like necromancy he’s also told us that there’s a murderous, magical pyromaniac with no regard for life currently loose in Equestria. If that’s true, and I’ll remind you we have no reason so far to believe otherwise, then it really seems like we have no business getting in his way. And don’t misunderstand me, I still think it’s wrong, but better we arm him and send him off to fight this psycho than deal with him ourselves.”
>Bru growled in agitation. “It still doesn’t seem right that we should just let him do it.”
“Your friend is right. Do not concern yourselves with matters which do not concern you. I simply ask you to help me find my blade, in return I give my word that I will leave you in peace when it is in my possession.”
>”So you promise not to kill us if we help you? How generous.” Bru remarked, her sarcasm palpable. “How do we know you won’t just try to kill us anyways?”

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:23:58 No.13588702 Report

Quoted By:

>>13588614

>Don't know anything about Warcraft
>Trying to follow the story
>Drastically wiki-ing terminology
>Two new bat ponies appear

I will follow until the end! Waiting for the Bru to take his rightful place as Mango Blood Knight

Imperius !!uo9ISEyTeaE

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Remorseless Winter

Imperius !!uo9ISEyTeaE Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:25:47 No.13588749 Report

Quoted By: >>13588798 >>13588887 >>13588927 >>13589050 >>13589603

>>13588614
“Because you mean nothing to me. This world means nothing to me. My only interest is advancing the will of my king and killing you does nothing to help that. I have no stake in the goings on of this land, I simply wish to find my blade and leave. And I might remind you that this mage will burn everything in his path to get to me, that includes you and your home. Aid me and that fate will not befall you.”
>”Hard to argue with that kind of logic.” Bi said.
>”We’ll decide what to do with you when we get back to town.” Bru said. “For now let’s just walk. This conversation is starting to wear on me. I liked it better when you didn't talk.”
“Likewise, little one.”

And that's that thanks for staying your fury long enough for me to finish posting. Hope y'all enjoyed it, I'll write more if you're not all sick to death of Warcraft.
Sorry if my batpone;s aren't the best too, not much experience with OC's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:27:48 No.13588798 Report

Quoted By: >>13588887 >>13588933 >>13589018 >>13589019

>>13588749

Bi's full name is Bifrost. Did we get Bru's full name? Also, descriptions of characters helps. We know what Arthas looks like, we want the ponies more so!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:31:12 No.13588887 Report

Quoted By: >>13588904 >>13589019

>>13588749
>crossover
Eh.
>done alright.
Eh, would read more.
>more guard OCs
O-Ok.
>nearly harming a bat pony
B-but
>well-written
>descriptive
>somewhat humorous

Question. the first two pictures you used are of Sunshine Smiles and Jasmine respectively. Do Bru and Bi look like them?

>>13588798
Also this. More about the ponies, less about the Warcraft. So far we've only had one crossover fic in these threads at all and it was basically a one-shot featuring Havel from Dark Souls. It was fucking funny.

Essentially, the stories here are more loved if they're cutesie, but I enjoyed this.
If you suck with OCs, we have plenty that still haven't been characterized. Just ask.
I hope to see more of this story, and maybe something in the cutesy vein.
Protip: we're trying to avoid becoming Fluffy 2.0 so meaningless and senseless violence is typically frowned upon unless it acts as a major plot device. Same goes for clop, generally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:32:20 No.13588904 Report

Quoted By: >>13588931

>>13588887

>Off by one

You just had to type the last sentence? God, you ruined everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:33:17 No.13588927 Report

Quoted By:

>>13588749
>Sorry if my batpone;s aren't the best too,
The single mistake I saw throughout reading your story, and it was the last sentence nonetheless. You were so close too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:33:22 No.13588931 Report

Quoted By:

>>13588904
>off by one less than the quints
>not understanding how numbers and time work
If he hadn't typed that sentence, the post number would have been lower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:33:30 No.13588933 Report

Quoted By: >>13589005 >>13589018

>>13588798
Aretha's is the lich king ruler of death knights. We don't know what the death knight looks like but we know the writer done fucked up with a branch going through 8 inches of unholy enchanted saronite. The spears shouldn't have been able to even dent the armor without some sort of enhantment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:37:56 No.13589005 Report

Quoted By:

>>13588933
We don't know what his physical features are. We know what his armor is though. Or at least a rough estimate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:38:18 No.13589018 Report

Quoted By: >>13589124

>>13588933

See, when you talk like that, I feel I should call someone to come get you. What is enchanted saronite? Why wasn't it explained? Why do I feel like it resembles plot armor?

>>13588798

Gjallerbru is Bru's full name. Going for the last name first routine and I am just fine with that! Not a half bad story, but you need to pull away from WoW junk and focus some more on the bat pones. I will be watching you.

Imperius !!uo9ISEyTeaE

Imperius !!uo9ISEyTeaE Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:38:19 No.13589019 Report

Quoted By:

>>13588798
Gjallerbru. I named them after the bridges to heaven, Bifrost, and hell, Gjallerbru, in Norse mythology. Sorry about the lack of description, I tried to shoehorn in when they looked like at the beginning. Bifrost, the bridge to Asgard is supposed to have represented the Milky Way as seen from earth, so I wanted her to look sort of like that. Light grey coat and a dark blue mane speckled with flecks of black and white.
Gjallerbru was the bridge to Hel, and was a covered bridge thatched with gold, so Bru I had Bru as a darker grey for the river running under it, and gave her a blond mane.

>>13588887
Not particularly, I just used those for placeholder pictures. You can make bigger posts with pictures attached, so in AiE we sometimes use relevant pictures to go along with the story to expand the amount we can post in one go.

>Protip: we're trying to avoid becoming Fluffy 2.0 so meaningless and senseless violence is typically frowned upon unless it acts as a major plot device. Same goes for clop, generally.

I agree with this sentiment, I don't plan for much violence unless it's relevant, and there won't be any clop. And I do understand your concerns about it being a crossover, it's taken me many tries but I like to think I've learned my lesson about not letting the crossed over series take full control of the story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:40:44 No.13589050 Report

Quoted By: >>13589133 >>13589162

>>13588749
If you're going to stay here and write for the general, it's highly recommended that you read some of the stories and see >>13569294 for some of the main headcanon stuff.
NukePone's AFO and his One-Shots, Psycho's Adventures of Aux, Eppy's Knight's Nightlight, Shiggler's Home, Legofreaks' One-shots, Hands' Mosina, Crimson-Devil's Anon x Gloomwing, and SevenSixTwo's Anon and Moonlight are all highly recommended.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:44:33 No.13589124 Report

Quoted By: >>13589160

>>13589018
Saronite is a metal stronger than cobalt and cobalt accessories. It is rune forged by archeus death knights with powerful abilities like rune weapons. Look at the pics in the story, those are death knight at our made out of saronite and imbued with rune enchantments.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:44:49 No.13589133 Report

Quoted By: >>13589201 >>13589372 >>13589402

>>13589050

This comprehensive list is kind of scary. Nice work on cataloging the writefags! Any drawfags around that think they could work on some rough ideas of what Bifrost and Gjallebru might look like? Also, Gjallebru... rolls off the tongue...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:46:26 No.13589160 Report

Quoted By:

>>13589124
*that are* damn phone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:46:32 No.13589162 Report

Quoted By:

>>13589050
>tfw my story is not listed here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:48:29 No.13589201 Report

Quoted By:

>>13589133
Not sure if the drawfags are around, but I'm sure they'd be more than happy to create a rough sketch.
The OP also has a google disk with all of our current bat ponies, by the way. It would be beneficial to become acquainted with what they look like along with their stories.
and never forget who Toppest Bat is

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:54:56 No.13589321 Report

Quoted By: >>13589335 >>13589343 >>13589355

>>13588496
It amazes me how much a single dot on a computer screen can draw so much attention. right now there are dozens of poster/lurkers who consider that an eyesore. "How dare such useless shit be posted on my thread".
I admire your solidarity. If one person on a computer can raise such high emotions from a large population, then why can't we all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:55:42 No.13589335 Report

Quoted By: >>13589355

>>13589321
He's actually just testing a proxy.
He contributes here, sometimes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:56:19 No.13589343 Report

Quoted By:

>>13589321

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:57:20 No.13589355 Report

Quoted By: >>13589372

>>13589335
>sometimes

god damn it ill do something now

>>13589321
cheers~

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:58:13 No.13589372 Report

Quoted By: >>13589390

>>13589355
WELL IN THAT CASE
why don't you do some Speck?
Or draw >>13589133

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 05:59:37 No.13589390 Report

Quoted By:

>>13589372
some speck sounds good

im not good at Original Char creation

FDW

FDW Tue 17 Sep 2013 06:00:27 No.13589402 Report

Quoted By: >>13589410

>>13589133
I'd like to, but maybe tuesday. I have two drawings for tomorrow (Johnny Aux and that dinner ruined ft. Orchid, Hekeh, Echo (?) and Speck).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 06:00:53 No.13589410 Report

Quoted By:

>>13589402
Echo, yes. She's the one actually destroying the lobster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 06:03:35 No.13589458 Report

Quoted By: >>13589539

>>13579963
>tfw your a huge whiner who wants something to feel upset about.
>tfw there hasn't been abuse for like a week and it was all from the same person to begin with
>tfw writing takes time, so writers might take a few weeks in between posts. (crimson is kill though)
>tfw "overused themes" are just the cutesy mango, bat, and vampire puns.
>tfw you can go fuck yourself
>tfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 06:08:23 No.13589539 Report

Quoted By: >>13589552

>>13589458
>inb4 *you're*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 06:09:01 No.13589552 Report

Quoted By: >>13589583

>>13589539
yore*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 06:10:35 No.13589583 Report

Quoted By: >>13589597

>>13589552

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 06:11:19 No.13589597 Report

Quoted By: >>13589718

>>13589583
Wanna fight about it?

Imperius !!uo9ISEyTeaE

Imperius !!uo9ISEyTeaE Tue 17 Sep 2013 06:11:41 No.13589603 Report

Quoted By:

>>13588749
Ah! Forgot the pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/RP7EMYYc
Here you are. And now back to the shadows.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 06:18:25 No.13589718 Report

Quoted By: >>13589880

>>13589597

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 06:24:20 No.13589817 Report

Quoted By: >>13589888

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 06:27:52 No.13589880 Report

Quoted By:

>>13589718
What the speck did you just specking say to me, you little bat? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Batty Feels, and I've been involved in numerous raids on anons' feels, and I have over 300 confirmed hnngs. I am trained in mango warfare and I'm the top batpone in the entire Batpone Threads. You are nothing to me but just another OC. I will wipe you the speck out with precision the likes of which you've never seen before in Hollow Shades, mark my specking words. You think that you can get away with saying that pit to me over the Interbat? Think again, specker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of bats across /mlp/ and your mangoes are being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, changeling. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a story. You're specking dead, bat. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can feel make you feel in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my smile. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed feels, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the contributorfags and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable feelings off the face of the thread, you little pit. If only you could have known what unbatty retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your specking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you Luna-danged applecore. I will bat feels all over you and you will drown in them. You're specking felt, bat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 06:28:08 No.13589888 Report

Quoted By: >>13589896

>>13589817
mango horse is kill

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 06:28:57 No.13589896 Report

Quoted By: >>13589925

>>13589888
Trips confirm that jasmine is kill

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 06:30:35 No.13589925 Report

Quoted By: >>13589938

>>13589896
I want a story of Anon teasing Jasmine because she has to wear a mango costume.

Maybe she lost a bet, or has to advertise for a mango/fruit store.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 06:31:20 No.13589938 Report

Quoted By:

>>13589925
>not wanting the fruit pageant picture and/or story
o-okay.
That would be pretty funny though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 06:36:14 No.13590033 Report

Quoted By: >>13590076

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 06:38:26 No.13590076 Report

Quoted By: >>13590929

>>13590033
>tfw still no Aux as a durian
>tfw still no Speck as a pineapple
>tfw no Ivy and Nook as cherries
>tfw no Sirocca as a kiwi
>tfw no Echo as a Starfruit
>tfw no other bat ponies as fruit
BatDesu, please. Your talent is needed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 07:22:10 No.13590829 Report

Quoted By: >>13590929 >>13591164 >>13591291 >>13591649

Sorry for being inactive of late batties!
Yes this will be coloured at some point

BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7

BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7 Tue 17 Sep 2013 07:29:46 No.13590929 Report

Quoted By: >>13591649

>>13590829
And forgot my trips.

>>13590076
>tfw I'm allergic to pineapples

CG Tue 17 Sep 2013 07:37:44 No.13591046 Report

Quoted By:

Ok, I didn't used to be that big on bat ponies, to be honest. Then I read this >>13579004 and The Golden Armor. Oh, and Everfree.

Now I can't get enough. Are there any other really good batpony fanfictions out there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 07:43:06 No.13591112 Report

Quoted By:

...Around Bat

...Never Relax

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 07:46:39 No.13591164 Report

Quoted By:

>>13590829
Cute.
I really like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 07:53:52 No.13591291 Report

Quoted By:

>>13590829

she returns

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 08:09:42 No.13591518 Report

Quoted By:

We're lost out here in the stars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQhUkT32H5A

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 08:21:51 No.13591649 Report

Quoted By: >>13591772

>>13590829
Hey BatDesu

welcome

and thanks its very cute!

>>13590929
im allergic to mangoes

BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7

BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7 Tue 17 Sep 2013 08:31:33 No.13591772 Report

Quoted By: >>13591815

>>13591649
We would be the worst bats.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 08:35:16 No.13591815 Report

Quoted By:

>>13591772
well, we could get our nutrients from somewhere else...

wait, not like incubi/succubi though

heh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 08:43:06 No.13591925 Report

Quoted By: >>13592016

At what age can bats fly?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 08:51:23 No.13592016 Report

Quoted By: >>13592085 >>13592786

>>13591925
In this anons headcanon, sooner than pegasi fillys. Right after Foalhood

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 08:57:32 No.13592085 Report

Quoted By: >>13592249

>>13592016
WAKE UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 08:59:44 No.13592116 Report

Quoted By:

I wish I had a babby bat. I guess I'd have to keep it wrappped it up, though, as they have no fur.

Small pink jelly bean creature.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 09:13:01 No.13592249 Report

Quoted By: >>13592277 >>13592285 >>13592786

>>13592085
!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 09:15:04 No.13592277 Report

Quoted By:

>>13592249
10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 09:16:02 No.13592285 Report

Quoted By:

>>13592249
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 09:19:30 No.13592313 Report

Quoted By: >>13592786

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 09:29:50 No.13592408 Report

Quoted By: >>13592441 >>13592667 >>13593071

>>13564824
Another bat pone thread?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 09:32:56 No.13592441 Report

Quoted By: >>13592505 >>13592667

>>13592408
ikr...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 09:37:55 No.13592499 Report

Quoted By: >>13592528

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 09:38:18 No.13592505 Report

Quoted By: >>13592528 >>13592667 >>13593071

>>13592441
They're everywhere,now. It can't be stopped >,,>

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 09:40:29 No.13592528 Report

Quoted By: >>13592585 >>13592667

>>13592505
why would you want to stop it! resistance is futile anyways ^,..,^

>>13592499
that is one cute icon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 09:46:58 No.13592585 Report

Quoted By: >>13592607 >>13592667 >>13593071

>>13592528
True :p

Of course, I have met a few haters lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 09:49:34 No.13592607 Report

Quoted By: >>13592624 >>13592667

>>13592585
i like those drawings

and yes, haters gonna hate

nothing to worry about though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 09:51:32 No.13592624 Report

Quoted By: >>13592638 >>13592667 >>13593071

>>13592607
lol Thanks ^-^

And yeah, it's mostly just joking around XD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 09:53:42 No.13592638 Report

Quoted By: >>13592667 >>13592695

>>13592624
good to hear, i hope you stick around

new bats are always welcomed!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 09:57:29 No.13592667 Report

Quoted By: >>13592689 >>13592714

>>13592408
>>13592441
>>13592505
>>13592528
>>13592585
>>13592607
>>13592624
>>13592638
Keep shitposting so hard, you just might make chickun arise

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 09:59:03 No.13592689 Report

Quoted By:

>>13592667
what is chickun arise ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 09:59:41 No.13592695 Report

Quoted By: >>13593071

>>13592638
Ah, sounds good to me.

I've been posting in these threads every now and then. Thanks for the hospitality :3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 10:01:17 No.13592714 Report

Quoted By: >>13592784 >>13593071

>>13592667
lel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 10:08:28 No.13592775 Report

Quoted By:

>>13564858

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 10:10:34 No.13592784 Report

Quoted By: >>13592862

>>13592714
its always nice of anon to remind us it's 4chan, when we are having a good time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 10:10:54 No.13592786 Report

Quoted By: >>13592808 >>13592845 >>13592910

>>13592249
>>13592313
>>13592016
what is it naked? where are its wings? If their wings are black and leathery shouldn't the rest of their skin be dark too?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 10:13:01 No.13592808 Report

Quoted By: >>13592862

>>13592786
anon shh the baby bats are sleeping

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 10:16:51 No.13592845 Report

Quoted By:

>>13592786
Bat ponies are born without hair, apparently.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 10:18:47 No.13592862 Report

Quoted By: >>13592882 >>13593071 >>13593091 >>13593475

>>13592784
Oh no, if they find out I came from Ponychan-!

>.>
<.<

I can see the shit storms now

lol jk

Well it was fun while it lasted. I need to get some sleep, anyways.

Later ;p

>>13592808
Omg... that's bucking cute >~>

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 10:21:00 No.13592882 Report

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>>13592862
oh heavens, think of the outrage! should such knowledge come to the masses

good night!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 10:24:02 No.13592910 Report

Quoted By:

>>13592786
I can only assume the foal is lying on it's bare, underdeveloped wings. I assume they're covered in a thin, soft felt like down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 10:48:53 No.13593071 Report

Quoted By: >>13593540

>>13592862
>>13592408
>>13592505
>>13592585
>>13592624
>>13592695
>>13592714

Christ she's cute.

faggot

faggot Tue 17 Sep 2013 10:51:46 No.13593091 Report

Quoted By: >>13593122 >>13593179 >>13593540

>>13592862
You're welcome to stay here
but remember, if a poster by the name of "Anonymous" says something about rectal bellow devices or mangos in inappropriate places. Make sure to defecate out your tear ducts in rage. Such meanie words are considered unacceptable here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 10:56:45 No.13593122 Report

Quoted By:

>>13593091
I'm not into that shit anymore, BatDesu's Sirocca and HeartBeat picture brought me back from the dark side.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 11:07:21 No.13593179 Report

Quoted By:

>>13593091
Who knows what evil lies withing the hearts of bats?
The night princess knows!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 11:10:37 No.13593204 Report

Quoted By: >>13593233

http://mynokiarules.deviantart.com/art/wow-there-s-two-this-time-400719730

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 11:12:20 No.13593215 Report

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if Luna was The Night, then which bat would be her sidekick?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 11:14:50 No.13593233 Report

Quoted By: >>13593333

>>13593204
Why woona? Why not superior night princess?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 11:36:22 No.13593333 Report

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>>13593233
he prefers that model

BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7

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BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7 Tue 17 Sep 2013 11:59:22 No.13593435 Report

Quoted By: >>13593449 >>13593457 >>13593515 >>13595089

Little Bat Pones

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 12:01:52 No.13593449 Report

Quoted By: >>13593544

>>13593435

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 12:03:08 No.13593457 Report

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>>13593435
>Loveheart eye reflections

It's the little things...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 12:07:17 No.13593475 Report

Quoted By: >>13593540

>>13592862
>bucking
Dude, just say fuckingor freaking, if you don't want to be a swearing heretic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 12:15:48 No.13593515 Report

Quoted By: >>13593534

>>13593435
based batdesu

now i feel bad for not following through with my speck art promise. x.x

BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7

BatDesu !!O775BMrAgE7 Tue 17 Sep 2013 12:18:13 No.13593534 Report

Quoted By: >>13593554

>>13593515
Its never too late for Speck arts.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 12:18:47 No.13593540 Report

Quoted By: >>13593554 >>13593567

>>13593071
Lol Thank you ^//^

>>13593091
XD

I'll certainly keep that in mind lolol

Thanks for the welcoming :3

>>13593475
I usually say "freaking", actually. I'm just a little shy and I don't know too much about what posters prefer here. Thanks for the tip, though
^-^
> seriously though, I gtg XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 12:19:14 No.13593544 Report

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>>13593449
I wish this would happen in real life.
I would snatch her ass up and run.
But I wish this would happen with Michelle Creber.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 12:20:54 No.13593554 Report

Quoted By: >>13593610

>>13593534
True

but, im still in the process of driver updates for my tablet

so, i don't think i can atm

reading something, and tabs and excuses excuses...i want to but lazy :C

>>13593540
hope to see you again! what is her name?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 12:23:31 No.13593567 Report

Quoted By: >>13593579 >>13593610 >>13595068

>>13593540
Draw some batponies. Arid Star is considered the best bat around here, so maybe you could start with her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 12:25:29 No.13593579 Report

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>>13593567

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 12:29:59 No.13593610 Report

Quoted By: >>13593631

>>13593554
I named her Seras
;3

>>13593567
lol I'll have to consider with all the other requests I've been getting lately XD

Don't worry, I'll certainly come around to it if I can lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 12:33:14 No.13593631 Report

Quoted By: >>13593661

>>13593610
>Seras
Cute name , i love simple names

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 12:36:56 No.13593661 Report

Quoted By: >>13593685

>>13593631
I was really trying to keep her character simple altogether. There's a lot of OC's I've seen that have these long complex backstories that made them kinda bad. I'm not saying they're all bad. It's just, they tend to be that way from what I've seen :/

But yeah, she's just your average bat pony with a love for fruit lol
XD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 12:39:48 No.13593685 Report

Quoted By: >>13593714 >>13593866

>>13593661
its so simple its refreshing

and god how i have missed emoticons

all the communities here hate them

and have broken me of the habit ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 12:45:56 No.13593714 Report

Quoted By: >>13593859

>>13593685
Well I at least try to keep my emoticons away from the actual text so it doesn't distract too much lol

Just do what you feel like, is what I think, anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 13:13:42 No.13593859 Report

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.>>13593714
i agree

but when you want to be heard, and generally not want to piss off people you are trying to converse with, its easier to leave them out

i wish there was a way to know before hand, like an opt in system or opt out. lol :D

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 13:14:34 No.13593866 Report

Quoted By: >>13593889

>>13593685
>emoticons
We have pictures. They're more fun and are better at telling your mood than emoticons(mad? post a mad picture. find somethin funny? Post a .gif of someone falling to the floor, laughing. Found something errotic? Post a picture of someone fanning themselves.).Emoticons are especially hated because of how they're mostly a texting thing, and are very annoying to a lot.

The only generally accepted one on this website is ;_; for a feels story.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 13:17:38 No.13593889 Report

Quoted By: >>13594509 >>13595068

>>13593866
this is 100% true

but I LIKE MY EMOTICONS D:<

they just flow from the end of my sentences with out me knowing most of the time, and i have to delete them

however i have learned that even i have limits, being 1 per post is enough.

FDW

FDW Tue 17 Sep 2013 15:12:20 No.13594509 Report

Quoted By: >>13594527 >>13594572

>>13593889
>No new thread.
Top kek. Time to be the host.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 15:15:06 No.13594527 Report

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>>13594509
please add ujeb to the first post

FDW

Now thred.

FDW Tue 17 Sep 2013 15:20:09 No.13594551 Report

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>>13594547
>>13594547
>>13594547
>>13594547

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 15:23:07 No.13594572 Report

Quoted By: >>13594584

>>13594509
i cant be oc

im on a proxy

my static is perma banned

i will get the thread deleted when the mod deletes all my posts

FDW

FDW Tue 17 Sep 2013 15:25:13 No.13594584 Report

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>>13594572
>OC.
Isn't it "OP"?

Also ... are you Hodor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2013 16:16:30 No.13595068 Report

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>>13593567
>Arid star
>considered best bat around here
By you and two other people, maybe.

>>13593889
Dude, I like your OC, but the emoticons. Come on man.

NukePone !Nukenlkekc

NukePone !Nukenlkekc Tue 17 Sep 2013 16:18:17 No.13595089 Report

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>>13593435
>Volkswagen and Companion Cube
You're going to make me have some portal feels.

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